Juha Jantunen 🇫🇮🇺🇦

Suomalainen avaruuslentäjä eli kossunautti. 16.2.2024 #drawing

Päivän yli 22.5.2026 klo 15.20 mennessä #sää #toukokuu

I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.

20.5.2026 ylimmät. #sää #toukokuu #tohmajärvi #ilomantsi

Cats sharing a trench with Ukrainian soldiers dive for cover at the sound of an incoming munition.

Led Zeppelin's Robert Plant once heard a community radio station doing fundraising and the DJ said for $10,000, the station would promise to never play “Stairway to Heaven” again. Robert called in, and paid the amount.

16.5.2026 Vähän kontrastia lisätty dramaattisen vaikutelman korostamiseksi😁

Sateisimmat paikat viime 24 tunnin aikana. #sää #toukokuu #mikkeli

This is on the back of a bootleg video from China. It is one of the finest descriptions of a movie ever penned.

A Scotsman was shipwrecked... Finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful, unclad nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?" The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!" She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like something to drink?" "Ock, aye! That haggis has made me verra thirsty, and I wad verra much like a drink!" She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you like to play around?" "Och, lassie, don't you tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"

In 1905, military recruits in Norway averaged 170 cm in height. And by 2005, the average had risen to 180 cm, about 1 mm of growth per year. So, if we extend that trend backward through history, we can conclude that the Vikings were about 50 cm tall.

The strangest border between Sweden & Finland [🎞️ geoglobe_tales]

This may be the worst playing surface I've seen. Jimmy Greenhoff's volley and Alan Hudson's backheel led Stoke to a 2-1 win at Derby in 1975.

Päivän ylin 7.5.2026 #sää #toukokuu

*BRITISH WRITER PENS THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF TRUMP* Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump's limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don't say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it's a fact. He doesn't even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn't just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It's all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don't. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He's not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He's more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless or female – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy' is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and most are. • You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it's impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

6.5.2026

It is still, one of the World Cup Finals' iconic moments. Zaire, and the free kick from 1974 #WorldCup

Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there. Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄 #NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31

29.4.2026

Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy