Jake Murphy

Woke up and all I could think about was the birds

Thank you Alvin

Brendan Sorsby has entered a gambling addiction program for sports betting, which could end his college career. The second paragraph of this story is remarkable.

he looks just like him

Say what you want about Dennis Gates, but he identifies standout players at lower tier programs & attacks them in the portal. Great pickup.

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

Ben McCollum on Bennett Stirtz: “It was 4 years of work and being coached by me and earning his way to the NBA. He’ll play in the NBA. How ridiculous is that story? He was at Liberty High School and nobody wanted him, and now he’s gonna work his way into the NBA. It’s been fun.”

Mizzou Athletics can’t hurt me for the next 5 months

i might be wrong, but National Parks will solve our data center crisis obviously i don't want to destroy them, but Arches National Park (for example) has all this space under the arches we could easily throw a few server racks there, without destroying the natural beauty i'd even argue it's more beautiful, due to shareholder value has anyone else thought of this, or should i patent it?

Never one to give ASU credit for anything but hitting the smoke machine on Bill Self after he’s been ejected is incredible work by that arena worker

Michael thomas rookie year was 10 years ago

“This Dude”😭😭

Pleasently surprised with BadBunnys ball security. Good fundamentals

COEN CARR HALF-COURT BACKWARDS ALLEY OOP 😱

Every generation has its standard. For New Orleans, it wore #9. @ProFootballHOF | @drewbrees

He was labeled a bust. Let go multiple times. Everyone gave up on him. But look who is in the Super Bowl now. Congrats, Drew Lock

10-year old kid knocked on my door Offered to shovel my driveway for $20 I love encouraging young entrepreneurs So I hired him to shovel all 10 houses on my block Paid him $200. He was grinning ear-to-ear. Little does he know, every single house is already a client of my snow removal business They each paid $150 for my premium snow removal business I made a $1,300profit by arbitraging labor Welcome to capitalism, kid

Just a reminder. 🐐