Jake Polson

@RexChapman @ali_mulvey if only duke were this smart

BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER 🍻 twitter.com/90sWWE/status/…

#MerryChristmas @ChicagoBears 😏 Da People’s Tight End | @gkittle46

Iowa stinks, nice being able to just not give a damn on Saturday’s for the remainder of the season

I’m done giving @PatMcAfeeShow money... So I decided to give him a chance to give the people my money

Current mood... #Bears twitter.com/ChicagoBears/s…

@Jake_Roberts13 That’s the only reason I disliked him lol. As a football fan the dude is amazing. And I hope you’ve been listening to @PatMcAfeeShow for years because it’s always gold

@jake_polson Lol I actually listened to this today. It’s full of gold! But yeah I don’t understand why so many hate him. (Unless you’re a bears fan, then I get it)

@Jake_Roberts13 As a bears fan he’s made me want to cry a few times. But damn is it hard to not like the guy 😂

Waking up with no hangover after blacking out the night before

You can’t use reason to convince anyone out of an argument that they didn’t use reason to get into.

@Jake_Roberts13 I’d take Rodgers or Brady over Prescott, Jackson or Watson. Big difference between who’s the most talented and who you want when the game is on the line

Take any qb you want to win you the game. Who’s saying dak over Aaron?!? 😂😂😂

@ali_mulvey this is me lol

Remember to always stake dahn your trampoline...

@Jake_Roberts13 Must be why you married her

@jake_polson All the time.

@Jake_Roberts13 is she still making you cry?

Me, starting my day, every day:

Imagine coming back to consciousness after a very scary concussion and having to think.. “Wait.. is my fucking face mask missing?”

@Jake_Roberts13 -@angelafeldt just made you cry #pussy #crookednip

@KristenIsMyName quit creepin