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@Thunderblunder7 just be thankful you weren’t in the BSS trenches when Glalie’s moody boosted evasion and goobs just paired it with t wave curse mimikyu

Nahhhh just lost to sub qd sleep powder lefties vivillon last mon. 5/5 sleep powder hit and 4/4 hurricane hit. someone has to pay. No... someone has to Die

this strat will never not be funny

The Agency has many BSS agents tapped into the 3v3 cheese

@spragels my favourite is “watch out”

What your ally pings actually mean in Pokémon Unite Check it out! - I’m very mad at this player Thanks! - I’m mad at everyone over something very minor and now I’m trying to lose I need backup - I am constantly throwing my myself into the enemy team for no value and am upset you aren’t making that work out Retreat! - I got KOed, which is fine for me, but you need to leave before getting KOed or I’m gonna be mad at you  Defender needed - you need to play defender because I only play Cinderace and that’s not changing  Let’s hide - I’m a maniac and have no idea what I’m doing I need energy - I am stacking an attack weight and I will get myself KOed 10 times before I do anything useful  Now’s our chance to score - in no reality should we be scoring right  now but it’s what I’m gonna do Keep the pressure on - we did a good thing

i’m sad about exp share getting deleted because I wanted to play support regular charizard lol

after a really frustrating loss with this idiot on my team I had a deep dive of their profile…… uniteapi.dev/p/754929974909… this is the most BAFFLING person to exist. just loads up comfey in quick matches and watches bots duke it out!!

went back to pokemon unite after a few months off. took me almost 30 games to get through veteran rank. the new system feels so slow!

@JoeZx3 @igordemarco @Stealth40k same, ethernet stopped working on both first party docks of mine. confirmed cable works with another device. lol…

@igordemarco @Stealth40k My first party dock isnt working LOL

Switch 2 System Update 21.0.0 is live and it's a big one! - Added symbols above software icons displayed on the HOME Menu to indicate whether the software is a physical or a digital version. - When multiple software downloads are in progress, there is now an option to cancel all. - If a console bundle includes a software download, there will now be an icon to “Receive Software.” It will display if the system is connected to the internet. - When finding users to send a friend request to, the Search for Users You’ve Played With option under Add Friend now includes people you’ve interacted with in your friends’ GameChat rooms. - Added the ability to download data for a virtual game card even if the “Use Online License" setting is turned off. The following updates have been made for GameChat: - The game will not automatically go to sleep while chatting. - The option to turn off “Chat Audio Panning” has been added. - Chat can continue if the console goes from TV mode (docked) to Handheld or Table mode where this scenario changes the internet from a wired connection to a wireless connection. The following updates have been made in Accessibility in System Settings: - When Use Text to Speech is turned on, the description of the predictive conversion character on the Japanese keyboard is now read out loud. - The upper limit of Text-to-Speech Speed was increased from 300% to 400% The following updates have been made in Audio in System Settings: - The ability to change the audio mode for a wirelessly connected Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller was added. “Stable” or “Low Latency” can be selected. - "Low Latency" will reduce audio latency when compared to “Stable” but may be more subject to interference in some wireless environments. The following updates have been made in Display in System Settings: - “HDR Output” was renamed to “System Screen’s HDR Output.” - Improved the screen display when using Adjust Screen Size to make it easier to adjust. The following updates have been made in Notifications in System Settings: - The option "Platinum Point Notification” was renamed to "Nintendo Switch Online Notification." The following updates have been made in System in System Settings: - “Stop Charging Around 90%” was renamed and updated to “Stop Charging Around 80-90%” - Thai and Polish were added to the list of options under Language. - General system stability improvements to enhance the user's experience.

shiny hunters will turn the game on and off repeatedly for weeks for different colour pokemon but complain about having to *battle* a few times in a game built around *battling* to get an item that’s used in *battle*

@FateDTaS @MoxieBoosted so you obtain item designed for battling and it just…sits in your inventory and you look at it every now and then?

@jakecantsay @MoxieBoosted Collecting all the megas? Pokemon has never been about pvp for me, it's been more about collecting...

They made it impossible to lose points in ranked 😭

@FateDTaS @MoxieBoosted what do you use the megastones for that isn’t pvp??

@MoxieBoosted It's great for those of us who don't give a flying fuck about pvp and are just there for the mega stones

@Hulavuta you are the biggest godzilla fan of all time. i hope you win!!!!

Godzilla Odo Island Form!

@AtlastDrugged yoooo just came across your account! big ups. you are definitely retarded please get a grip!!

@Kiby0518 @pokevinpoke kiby you are too good!

IGN: Kiby Season 29 6th place I am glad I could hit 1 digit! I want to thank @pokevinpoke for teaching me about "Miraidon Gaming". Thank you so much!!!! 😭

lmaooo this explains why r/PokemonUnite thought this mon was OP

@TheMustangOkie @Mr_Me_OG @BonifaceOption skill and athleticism edge out raw height in volleyball in a head to head matchup so in the long run teams have more truly skillful players. women’s basketball seems to favour purely tall players who are more susceptible to goofy plays

@Mr_Me_OG @BonifaceOption Explain women’s volleyball then

Why is it that when you watch women’s softball (or tennis or golf or volleyball) you can see truly impressive athleticism but the WNBA finals looks like 8-year-olds playing for the first time?

@itsshutdown_ @PokemonUnite the zombie tech 😂

Couldn't convince me I'm still not that fucking guy 🤬 @PokemonUnite

@WeedleTwineedle Pixilate Return (RIP)

not a reliable physical stab move that's for sure

@GroudonEmpire the duo q were in the same room irl I think. they were angry at me 🤭

@jakecantsay Who were they saying that to i heard 2 ppl

making friends 🥰