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1968-2016: 6 knockout wins 2018-2024: 7 knockout wins Thank you, sir

@TaylorMod @rum_u97 @Hunttt5

The classic paper bag trick …… 🐦

@PieterJCL Horrible

BREAKING: sir David Attenborough found peacefully and well at his home in Richmond, aged 95.

@rum_u97 @ballpicsneeded That wouldn’t be fun

@BenStrachan15 @afcbournemouth Donated you the 3 points but it still couldn’t keep you up, shame

@afcbournemouth @jakeeread

Two years ago today... A famous first win at St. Mary's 🤩👊 #MondayMotivation // #afcb 🍒

@Hunttt5 @ladbible Watch it then idiot you wouldn’t touch any shitty salmon again

@ladbible @jakeeread nonce

People say they'll never eat seafood again after watching this. 😳🍣 ladbible.com/entertainment/…

@Jay_Bentham @rum_u97 might wanna trial this out see how you get on

how it started how it's going

Lamela oh my days🤤

@SfcBxn @BenStrachan15 you’re getting one of these on the 20th

11 years ago today, a propa football tackle by Oscar Gobern. #SaintsFC

@BenStrachan15 @SoccerAM He’ll take you all the way to league one

@SoccerAM @jakeeread

When you hear the rumour that Thierry Henry is a candidate for the managerial role at Bournemouth 👀

@OptaJoe @Hunttt5

28 - Fulham have picked up their first ever away win at Everton in league competition, on what was their 28th attempt. Coming into this evening’s game, they had lost each of their last 22 away league games against the Toffees. Finally.

@BenStrachan15 @BBCMOTD @starwars Fuck me😂😂

@BBCMOTD @starwars @jakeeread palpatine

"The Emperor in @starwars isn't very happy about that decision." 😂 #MOTD

@afcbournemouth @BenStrachan15

Goal for Sheffield Wednesday. 88' | 🍒 1-2 🦉 // #afcb

@tom_doncom @Hunttt5 @TWEnclosure @RacingTV @BenStrachan15 Still don’t know how Thistlecrack didn’t win 🤦‍♂️!!

@Hunttt5 @TWEnclosure @RacingTV @BenStrachan15 @jakeeread 7 Weeks till the big one boys! 👀

🗓 ON THIS DAY in 2017... MANY CLOUDS put in one of the greatest performances EVER by a horse to get back up to deny Thistlecrack in the Cotswold Chase 🐎 😢 The horse sadly passed away soon after. Rest in peace to a true great 🌹❤️ 🎬 @RacingTV

@T214Murray @Hunttt5

That defeat was only the 5th time Southampton have lost in their last 22 away Premier League matches #saintsfc

@FootyAccums @Hunttt5

Rangers in the Scottish Premiership this season: Played: 22 Won: 20 Drawn: 2 Lost: 0 Goals scored: 57 Goals conceded: 5 The first time since 1967 that Rangers have gone unbeaten in their opening 22 league matches of a season. 💪

@btsportfootball @Hunttt5 record breaking goals how many?

Nobody has scored more Champions League goals for Liverpool than Mohamed Salah 🙌 🧙‍♂️ Porto (A) 🤷‍♂️ Man City (A) 😍 Roma (H) 😅 Napoli (H) ❄️ Spurs (N) 🤯 Salzburg (A) The Egyptian King has written himself into Anfield folklore forever 🇪🇬👑

@lucyhighnett @billy_coleman19 @BenStrachan15

Southampton: 1000 points For context, just plucking 3 teams at complete random... Portsmouth, Bournemouth, Brighton combined: 631 points.

@FootyAccums @Hunttt5

City have had 22 shots tonight but have only managed the 1 goal so far... Pep must be sat there thinking what the f*ck has happened to his forwards 😂