Why the fucks Botman pulling a players shirt who has his back to goal fucking brain dead
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Jake Griffiths
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The players are more to blame than the manager today, twice this season they haven’t got up for biggest games of season the shithouses
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Tonight isn’t the night to put it to Howe you silly bastard, wake up and have a fucking reality check
LC@NUFCLC
Newcastle United have conceded FORTY THREE goals in 2026 - and 3+ goals in a game EIGHT times since January 1st. Why is this never ever put to Howe? And more concerningly, why does he never seem to see it or address it? #NUFC
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Shut up you stupid fucking bastard, you’d have went on like a daft cunt if we sat back and lost as well
True Geordie@TrueGeordieTG
BARCELONA 7 NEWCASTLE Eddie Howe described this game as the biggest game in Newcastle’s history. We conceded SEVEN goals. SEVEN!!!! The massive weakness Eddie Howe has left in this side despite spending £450m has been exposed many times this season but this time it was a total humiliation. One that can’t be ignored any longer. It’s very important the stupid people out there don’t cover for Eddie with “well it’s Barcelona” and take away from the brutal truth about the squad Eddie has built. The reality is we’ve conceded 3 against Brentford (twice) Everton & West Ham. This is a team that’s very easily beaten - only the bottom 5 PL sides have lost more. Defensively we are a shambles. It’s not just because it’s Barcelona it’s because Eddie Howe has NOT learned from past mistakes in building a squad for 2 games a week. The lesson is simple: Technique > Athleticism. This result (along with many this season) is what happens when you assemble a team of runners who come up against proper footballers. They cut through our press with ease and on the ball, without the same energy we had early on, we are CLUELESS under Eddie. The EXACT same thing happened against Liverpool at Anfield, we had a good half an hour there also but the lack of technique in this side, just gets exposed when our legs slow down after half an hour of pressing, and exactly like the Liverpool game, we were ripped to shreds. This is why we fade so much after half time under Eddie, it’s because the entire profile of this squad is massively reliant on energy rather than skill, which is the same reason why we can’t cope with more than one game a week. Something the pathetic journalists constantly give Eddie an easy ride on despite him spending £450m!!!! Anthony Gordon missed 2 sitters up front, but that’s what you get for playing a winger as a striker purely because he’s fast. Technique > Athleticism Eddie’s infatuation with runners cost us again as Nick Woltemade rots away on the bench when he’s not being wasted in midfield. Eddie is an idiot for that entire situation. Gordon didn’t hold the ball up and offered absolutely nothing all game. Starting him ahead up front of Woltemade is a DISGRACE. Eddie got what he deserved for his own stubborn stupidity and inability to learn and evolve. His level has been exposed many times this season, especially tonight! He’s taken this club as far as he can. #NUFC
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Tremendous shift from every single one of them.
There’s only one United and it’s NUFC
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Nobody gives a shite just fuck off will ya
Geordie Josh@geordiejosh
I was literally sat right next to him ahahah
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Fucking embarrassing we are an absolute shambles, we’ve had a gap you could park a fucking bus in right in the middle of our midfield for a don’t know how long and it still hasn’t been sorted out
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What could have possibly brought you to this conclusion they are fucking shite
pdb@nufcpb
We’ve been really average here but Wolves are so much better than the table would have you think. They’re a decent side
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All on Howe this, how he didn’t sub burn after getting away with one already is beyond me
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Exactly the statement he deserves rat bastard
Newcastle United@NUFC
Newcastle United can announce the sale of striker Alexander Isak to Liverpool for a significant British record transfer fee.
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Roll on the Brighton stop over next week up the fucking mags
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Had some bad trips to anfield but that was by far the worst. Seat police out in force tonight fucking whoppers
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@fleenufc06 Still nowt for me hopefully not far behind hahaha
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@RyanJackman5 Hahahahaha keep going Jackas the hole your digging ya self getting deeper
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Brilliant trip this was getting back at 9am next morning
Tom Ellis@tom_ellis14
14 hour trip home 2 breakdowns 2 taxis 1 trip in a recovery truck Most importantly? 3 points
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@jackgilbo @tom_ellis14 No mate still got it I think I slightly over reacted but the fucker doesn’t leave the north east
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@jakegriffiths06 @tom_ellis14 You still got this car Griff or did you chuck it in the Tyne when you got back
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14 hour trip home
2 breakdowns
2 taxis
1 trip in a recovery truck
Most importantly? 3 points
Yanited@NE5westend
On this day last year: we beat Aston Villa away 3-1 in the premier league, NUFC goals coming from a Fabian Schar brace and an own goal .
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