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@jakenduuuu
Here i just chat to myself.
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Aralık 2022
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Arsenal fan condemning set pieces ?
WelBeast@WelBeast
Congratulations Bruno Fernandes on your new assist record from set piece assists.
English
All I remember is..
I was in boarding school.
The headmistress and boarding mistress declared a day of mourning.
No classes. We were so confused at school!
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01
How old was everyone when Michael Jackson passed away?
English
I realized i used to get so moody ovyovyo nikiwa kazi. I stopped.
Big 4L🗡@SLDonOfficial
Smoking weed asubuhi huwa inafanya msee anakuwa zombie siku mzima juu kutoka asubuhi itakuwa tu ni kuwaka.
English
Unalock in na series moja wazimu
King🎭@GrieyKing
Mnafanya nini wikendi, ikiwa huna dooh na unafeel tu bored? >
Indonesia
@Bishop38256726 Kwanza ukichoma asubuhi, siku inakuwa tu bladifackin. Also your mood against people inakuwa affected.
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@jakenduuuu Kabla niache bangi nili cut out kuvuta asubuhi na ni one of the best decisions I have ever made
Filipino
Eat fruits
Open windows kwa nyumba, weka diffuser ama zile za kuhang
Drink water
Kuwa na tray ya kuroll, keeps the house clean,
Tumia ligher, matchsticks huchafua keja
Usitoke kwa nyumba ukinuka weed buana.
I also have a rule where i dont smoke in bedroom, duvet haezi nuka ivo.
SABINI🇰🇪@4_s4ge
Nowadays weed smokers wanaoga it's not easy to recognize one anymore ...
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@jakenduuuu When I was an active smoker I had a rule. Siezi vita kitu chafu. And after kuchoma I must brush my teeth and hydrate properly.
English
@jakenduuuu Great.
Now move to NSE stocks.
Sacco shares don't give you the benefits of capital gains.
English
This year was my first time getting dividends za Sacco, it really felt good.
Nyakundi Junior🇰🇪@VictorNyakund10
I&M Bank just sent me dividends today and I genuinely had no idea the payout date was here already. Checked my M-Pesa balance and found “mystery money” sitting there like a forgotten treasure. Immediately resent the cash back to AIB Capital to buy more I&M shares. That’s the beauty of random investing and forgetting .One day you wake up to surprise income generated by your past self. Passive income is basically your portfolio sending you pocket money for being patient.
English
I moved away from red meat, kwa sababu for someone living alone, its not economical. Kuku is around 420 full na huwezi hata maliza. Pork is 660 per kg.
☆J9☆@shawn_notsean
A kilogram of beef going for almost 900 is crazy...it's literally the most expensive meat right now.
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@Bryce_Huddini 😂😂😂🤚🏿never last year sikuwa mambo ya waschana. Jana i was chatting up some lady. Casually akasema mambo ya mtoto, i was so turned off.
English
@jakenduuuu 2024 ulikua kwa hii maneno
2025 same
2026 tena?
Naona ni kama umepata type yako😂😂
Filipino
🤣🤣🤣campus huwa wild, exam ishaikuwa ngumu, tukabebana nusu class hadi Limper, majug tu😂😂😂
🕸️@drazon_8
Locals juu class imebouce kabla tutoke kwa crib.
Indonesia
Daamn , that tweet on there is always a kenyan on some shit
John Doe@StanleyMasinde_
Wait until you find out who the CTO of Glovo is.
English
JaGweng retweetledi
Who the fuck cares bro… we don’t fucking listen to that loser. And fucc you too
Hussein Mohamed, MBS.@HusseinMohamedg
President Ruto to address the nation tomorrow morning.
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