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Jake Stringer

@jakeoftheozarks

Singer|Songwriter|BadIdeaHaver|JakeStringerandBetterThanNothin’

Katılım Kasım 2018
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Me: How does anyone afford groceries? Also me: I should LS swap my Grand Wagoneer.
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Is just another guy in the woods with a guitar
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Some folks are gettin’ tired
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This game looks like Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul 2.0
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When them boys meet me in Laredo, they think they own Laredo too.
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Taco Bell’s playlist sounds like it was borrowed from Dillards in 1992 and it’s not a good thing #hireme
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The irony of wearing your “Sunday best” when Jesus wore Sandals and a robe EVERYWHERE, apparently.
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Do stale donuts have the same amount of calories as fresh donuts? Because that would be a real shame
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People who cook with bay leaves: Does it really add to the flavor or do you just like the idea of that leaf being in there?
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If we get 10K plays on this first-day, I’ll post my drafts.
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Kayak fishing with a hollow crawdad lure stuffed with Beechnut chew. I followed a snake towards the bank and casted towards it. 3rd cast, he bit. At this moment I realized it was a monster Copperhead. Hook popped loose and I watched him eat the lure. Bet him tummy hurt.
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It’s a “costume”
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The only time I’ve been sure I was having a mental breakdown was when I was driving through Oklahoma after a sleepless run through Texas and “Some Beach” by Blake Shelton came on and I laughed hysterically the entire duration of the song.
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Things I enjoy: Climbing on big rocks. Trying to balance on things. Throwing small rocks into water. Riding on the back of shopping carts. Petting dogs I don’t know. Petting dogs I do know.
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We carve pumpkins for Halloween and make pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving, but why’s nobody carving pumpkin pies?
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Has Bob The Builder always been British or is this one of those Mandarin Effect scenarios?
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