Jake the Fat Dragon

@simon_foxxy i can’t decide whether who has the best beer belly between leo and carl

@jakerockfield Hottest when Carl is right there damn Basic ass BITCH

@lordvictor well there is that story where you fuck a diamond thief on your desk instead of tossing her out the window

Me: Sigmar, in your name I have captured the filthy skaven assassin. "to kill, right?" Me:

@lordvictor you can play the piano with your penis you don’t need hands at least thats how i learned it

Why are piano players called penises

@MischievousCur i've never met a facebook mom who didn't eat meat

@JerichotheWolf they don’t want the bodies of stupid people to get torn to shreds under the tram wheels That’s a bitch to clean up

Safety is great and all, but sometimes people just gotta be injured for their stupidity. Being hit by a train is one of the most avoidable things in the world. They're loud, huge, have a set path and run on a regular schedule.

@EjBeta you have the right to laugh at white people who are stupied enough to build expensive houses in areas where the weather will destroy them

This is how I feel all the time, btw.

me ruining the party and not being sorry at all

‘scuse me

@AmorousArtist he burps up the bones

@jakerockfield Hawt, can only imagine what the disposal after looks like, with all that weight in his gut, the pressure must be massive, and getting to a bathroom on time must be difficult. 😈

fat punk

@AmorousArtist his worst enemy, the wolf guy on the couch

@jakerockfield Damn, who did he eat?

@MischievousCur “Bring your whole self to work” oh bitch you do NOT want to see my whole self in a professional setting

@opal_galaxies He slept around without protection and this is what happened

Why is he pregnant

@AmorousArtist Yes, I am sure Here is your green light 🚦 My account is a free art space, go wild

@jakerockfield Are you sure?! Because I could do a lot to him, gross kinky things...

@AmorousArtist Feel free to draw him doing whatever you want to see him doing There are no rules You can do that for any character on my timeline

@jakerockfield Man, I'm getting tempted to do something with this character of yours. I recall you wanting to make him a stoner iirc... As a stoner, and an artist, feel like I could help with that.

@pizza_bismarck describe it in more detail

Just had an excruciatingly painful fart at work that made me involuntarily do a full body flinch

@maxskunkjunk A distinct possibility

@jakerockfield I think he’s pregnant

big belly

@DrawnTG321 Like a mukbang streamer?

@jakerockfield A food model. ^_^

What kind of jobs do you want to see this guy doing?

@grimhood1 Very specific request

@jakerockfield Hadal Zone Marine Scientist