Jake Sherrill

It's so hot I dont even want to lights on

If I ever have a medical emergency don’t U DARE call an ambulance y’all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon

Y'all remember that time Johnny Tsunami recklessly endangered his family's right to stay on their home island by challenging a basic stranger to a race in a dangerous sport he had just started less than a month before? Good times

my parents are such goofs they drove out to the backroads so my dad could play the cows the songs he’s been learning on the saxophone pt.1

This is Napa. Her favorite park is closed for renovations today. All the other parks just aren’t the same. 14/10

One minute you're young and cool, the next you have a favorite grocery store AND a favorite eye on the stove.

Me forcing my grandkids to watch all the Marvel movies for the 22nd time:

Oh we're gonna cry today? Is that what we're gonna do?

I don’t know how to make GIFs but my man in the red tie at the end of the clip is gonna be one forever.

Dude said he was going to actually kill this human... damn near crow hopped thru cuzzie’s jaw. Jesusssssssssss

me: i can’t wait for the summer *summer heat hits* me:

Its that time of year again

If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you hate, fear and disagree with, then you don’t believe in free speech.

This type of stuff gets me excited about potentially accidentally becoming a father someday 😂😂

I will clarify that going to college at WVU was dope. Post-grad life in The Mo is super not dope.

Unpopular WVU grad opinion: the only people that miss Morgantown after graduating are people that moved to a place worse than Morgantown, which is a super low bar. Let's argue.

I’ll tell you who’s not happy about the NFL Draft in Nashville... People who planned their bachelorette parties with no idea this was happening! @FOXNashville