@GiantHotTakes Roster construction. We were blinded by rose colored glasses. More holes than a Shia LeBeouf movie
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Jake Thomer
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Jake Thomer
@jakethethomer
@IUBloomington | @astronomerio | Bay Area ↔️ Chicago
Chicago, IL Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Where did this thing all go wrong? Tony Vitello is one of my favorite people on the planet. Buster Posey is my favorite player ever. Nobody wants to root against them and see them lose. A super sad and depressing situation all around.
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@BrianKirschner_ More like buying him a 30 rack every Friday night for the next 2 years straight, and occasionally throwing in a fifth of Ciroc (siggies)
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What Matt Fitz did for his younger brother this week is the equivalent of when you’re 16 and your 21 year old brother gets you and your buddies a 30 rack of natty lights and you are forever grateful
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@Blutman27 Until SF wins a Super Bowl with this administration, Grant will continue rolling downhill like a freight train gaining steam. He’s epic
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This dude Grant is hilarious
Grant Cohn@grantcohn
I asked John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan why they reach so much in the Draft every year.
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Also, is it me or is every good player's draft highlight tape a play against Oregon or am I losing my mind?!
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@jakethethomer Jake we are best friends because you are apparently from the Bay and support Fernando Mendoza but I need you to explain this to me like I’m 5; I’m slow. I’m assuming all of these teams all have idiotic fanbases
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Your Twitter handle was created after Russell Westbrook, who has played for 7 teams and never won a ring. Shut you bitch ass up
🌧️@wstgoat7
Curry was getting called the GOAT PG for beating a 9th seed 😭😭😭😭
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@TronCarterNLU We def need to see Hideki and Hovland though
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Wait they just totally skipped Scheffler’s birdie putt on 2? Really?! 🫣
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I’m all for establishing a narrative and showing shots on tape, but the broadcast is like 8 minutes behind on Scottie and Burns. It’s wild.
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@gomergolfs Tom Watson question was wild. Actually think he misheard SVP too and believes Tom is in the field.
Then interrupts SVP to ask Rory what was served at dinner last night. As if he couldn’t have seen that shit online like everyone else did weeks ago? 😭
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Wyndham Clark’s Masters week:
- Ace at par 3 contest
- Get interviewed at family event, hint that children are annoying
- Ask SVP if Tom Watson (76) is playing on Thursday
- Fire 75-74, miss cut
- Blame the committee for losing control of the golf course
- Desecrate a historical Augusta archive
- Breakup with girlfriend
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I will also be celebrating privately 🏴☠️☠️
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Projected No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza has informed the NFL that he is not planning to attend the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh this month, per sources. Mendoza wants to share the draft experience with his family in Miami.
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