I Am Jake

@WAFB RIP

No final decision has been made regarding the future use of the property: tinyurl.com/7k76asjv?utm_s…

@BleacherReport Yeah bc yall had lebron wade and bosh. No shit was easy

Mario Chalmers says winning the NBA Finals was easier than winning the NCAA Tournament 👀 Chalmers is a 2x NBA Champion with the Miami Heat and won the 2008 National Championship with the Kansas Jayhawks 🔥

Get Disney on the phone right now

@BussinWTB I bet he has some awesome takes on politics

This is the "Florida man" you read about in news headlines

@Lane_Kiffin @OleMissFB @LSUfootball Stop fucking tweeting ole miss football. Fuck them.

Glad you got to see it for yourself today @OleMissFB @LSUfootball As you said #justdifferent

@DailyLoud Why is anyone asking her any questions? Why would a person care what she’s up to?

Jada Pinkett Smith speaks on whether she’ll ever let her husband, Will Smith, move back in with her

@Degen_CPA Turns out he is also what a 37 yr old thinks a cool grown up is

Seth Rogan is what a 13 year old thinks a cool grown up is

Final From BR

@Acyn I wish he’d stfu and keep his greasy fingers off my football

Trump: I have much more power in my second term. I said I'm going to sign an executive order to ensure that the second Saturday in December, is preserved exclusively, nobody is playing football. Not Ohio state against Notre Dame. Not LSU against Alabama. Nobody is going to play football for four hours during that very special time of the year in December. It's preserved forever for the army-navy game. If you don't want to watch football, you don't have to. But if you want to watch football, you are only watching one game. You are not watching 19 different games.

@barstoolsports @patbev21 Harden is one of the worst defensive SGs of all time

“I f with Dwyane Wade, that’s the homie…but James Harden is a better player” @patbev21 thinks Harden is better than Wade & it’s not particularly close

@sagesteele @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @hen_ease ASSAULT

Add actor Jerry O’Connell to the long, growing list of beta males…

Happy starburst jelly bean season to all who celebrate

@stoolsalesguy Please don’t ever hire that idiot again. It’s bad enough yall force Rico and mintsy down our throats even though they are both worthless

Stand by #nadu

Any LSU fans at the LSU/Vandy game today? I’ll Venmo you $200 if you punch the whistler in the face

@kellykeegs Pat, Gia, and Frank the Tank

Had to leave the St Pats party to go to a dinner but I’m itching to go out later. What 3 drunk people do you think I texted this to

@ProFootballTalk Yeah except there aren’t any Super Bowl contenders that want him unless they want him to play backup just incase their starter gets hurt

The Saints have still gotten no inquiries about QB Derek Carr, who has said he'd unretire to join a Super Bowl contender. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@StooliesClub Weirdo

Me after a night out with @nickysmokess and @jmccarthy55

@3YearLetterman @archer_rs I bet he’s never even done an Oklahoma drill before. Pathetic

@archer_rs You have zero SEC championships

Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts

@TaylorLewan77 Ole Miss lookin ass

They got it right. Only thing I would change is red face masks. Titans are on a heater offseason, what do yall think?

@Creed_Thoughts2 The office, it’s always sunny, parks and rec… EEEAASSSYYY

Pick just one show from each row and the rest are gone forever. What are you keeping?