JAKE BATEMAN

@TheChiefNerd I could fight him

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

@nypost Gobble my nuts

Link between cannabis and anxiety, depression has 'strengthened over time': new study trib.al/4lAcA6L

@PopCrave Bring back exiling

Bill Gates admits to affairs with two Russian women while married to Melinda Gates and apologizes to staff for past Jeffrey Epstein ties.

@C_3C_3 The fact this guy (and other borderline corpses like him) gets asked if he plans on running for re-election is a big part of what’s wrong with our government

Apparently Mitch McConnell is keeping the Save Act stalled in the Senate Rules Committee? This was Mitch a couple years ago. Imagine how brain dead he is now. Literally a vegetable. No way he’s running anything. Who is? Term limits.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

@JanJekielek @AlexBerenson I will light one up for you guys tonight

🚨Here's what people don't realize about marijuana and THC, says @AlexBerenson: "Beyond the psychosis connection and this increased link to schizophrenia…there's increasing evidence in the last 10 years that cannabis and THC—and this is not from smoking, this apparently is from the effect of the chemical itself—can cause really severe heart damage. There is a link to myocardial infarctions, heart attacks. and that link is pretty strong now. You can find papers that show a 3x increase over a multi-year period. And these are young people, right? So they're very low baseline risk, but the risk is very real and increased. And then the other is…in states that have legalized, they see a lot of high-speed car accidents with cannabis.…This idea that when you get stoned, you just drive 10 miles an hour, and if anything, your problem is that you're not moving at all, turns out not to be true." I sat down with Berenson, author of "Tell Your Children" and "Pandemia" at @TPUSA's #amfest2025 conference. Stay tuned for the full episode!

@thehealthb0t Bill Gates? The Epstein files guy?

Bill Gates' lab-made butter is expected to reach supermarket shelves by 2027. "It looks, smells, and tastes like the butter we're all familiar with, but without the farmland, fertilisers, or emissions." Bill Gates: "The idea of switching to lab-made fats and oils may seem strange at first, but their potential to significantly reduce our carbon footprint is immense." "This is really about how we feed our species and heal our planet at the same time." No Bill, this is really about phasing out agriculture and seizing control of the global food supply, as a way of controlling the global population.

@Dexerto Naw

Facebook is testing an $11.99/£9.99 monthly subscription if users want to share more than two links a month Some US & UK users are already seeing limits and notifications to subscribe

@DrPhil Dr. Shill

You need to warn your kids about cannabis psychosis right now. The REAL Story with Dr. Phil. Parents you need to sit down with your children right NOW because that high powered weed kids say is “all-natural” can hijack the brain, trigger psychosis, and turn fear into violence - deadly violence. Legal doesn’t mean safe, and ignoring that truth is costing lives.

@LukeNiforatos @realDonaldTrump DESCHEDULE

CALL THE WHITE HOUSE AND WRITE IN - TELL @realDonaldTrump DO NOT RESCHEDULE MARIJUANA: Call: 202-456-1111 or 202-456-1414 Write: whitehouse.gov/contact/

@modernhistory How was this a show?

Ellen trying to make Betty White laugh, 2010

@DOGE__news The master of cringe

Elon Musk: "To anyone I have offended, I just want to say I reinvented electric cars and I am sending people to Mars on a Rocketship, did you think I was also gonna be a chill normal dude?"

@DramaAlert Dead or incredibly overpriced?

PC GAMING IS DEAD.... Nvidia will cut gaming GPU production by 30-40% starting in 2026.

@CBoxSports This guy needs to learn how to get angry

Full exchange between Zac Taylor and reporters this afternoon. Taylor declined to comment on his reported contract extension through 2027, saying “it doesn’t matter,” and deflected questions about any assurances from ownership with, “you’d have to ask them.” #Bengals

@MELANIATRUMP Who the fuck is this for?

MELANIA, the film, exclusively in theaters worldwide on January 30th, 2026.

@gotrice2024 STFU

This woman fails at trying to bully a restaurant. She skips the wait line for a table and decides to sit herself at a dirty table that was just recently unoccupied. Then demands to speak to the manager because she wasn’t being served. She proceeds to threaten the manager with claims she will post him all over social media because she’s a big time influencer. Should the restaurant accommodate her or boot her for her actions?

@WallStreetApes And it’s 9 fucking dollars LOL

American went to the very popular gas station Buc-ee's He ordered a ‘chicken burrito’ There are so many ingredients even in this small font, the list more than fully wraps around the entire burrito No food item on earth should contain this many ingredients

@robkhenderson Yea no successful handsome men are horrible boyfriends. Dumb ass

Is she right?

@FightStorage So fucking annoying how everyone gets the phone out

This dude owns a company where you can complain anonymously about your boss and then he goes to your work and curses them out for you 😭

@DiscussingFilm 1 billion dollars so I can make darth Vader take a realistic shit in the suit and be trapped in the suit with the shit and the smell

Disney has signed a deal with OpenAI & invested $1 billion into the company Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on animated, masked & creature characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar & Star Wars Curated selections of AI generated videos will be released on Disney+