The Botch 🇬🇭

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

THIS CUCK UNA ALL HE DOES IS PROMOTE HIS GYALS OF AND POSTS HER HALF NAKED FOR LOW T MAN 🤣🤣

When I say GenZ no send your papa this is an example of one 😹😹😹🤝

If your finger touches this, Tomorrow will be your luckiest day Everrrrrrrrrrr!!!

That comp of him just hitting "up and unders" in that semi-final lives rent free in my head. Especially when you contrast it with THAT Croatian midfield 💀😭😭

@RonaldoAkwasi @Adeyemi_AFC @I_am_Kwofae @akomeahmessiah It’s too true, I bet this nincompoop didn’t even do his proper research - a simple YouTube search and you can see Henry had set piece assists in the season they claim he had 20 open play youtu.be/xQI9kkHQixE?si…

@Adeyemi_AFC @I_am_Kwofae @akomeahmessiah So Arsenal never played city in 02/03 where they won 5-1 away with Henry assisting with a corner kick ?some of you are strange Which I personally watched that game

8 open play assist is funny 😂😂

he got obama administration players agreeing with him

rapidinho esqueceu da voz de veludo, esse safado

LMAOOOO i ain’t seen wazza that pissed in years😭

Whole house got titanium nerves. 😭

Simeone is about to learn what haram is

Someone said women trade like the British during colonialism

A woman mailed Michael Jackson a gun, her photo, and a letter telling him to kill himself at a specific time. The song he wrote about her is sitting at #1 on Spotify right now, 43 years later. It started in 1981. She began sending Michael letters claiming he was the father of one of her twins. He had never met her, so he ignored the whole thing. The letters kept coming anyway. Then one day, a package showed up. Inside was her photograph, a gun, and a note instructing him to kill himself at a particular date and time. She planned to kill “their” baby afterward, so they could be together in the next life. The Jacksons later found out she had been admitted to a psychiatric hospital. That is where the line “the kid is not my son” came from. The bass line you hear in the first eight seconds is one of the most famous in pop history. They almost didn’t find it. The bassist Quincy hired, a guy named Louis Johnson, walked into the studio carrying every bass guitar he owned. Michael made him play the same line on each one until they settled on a Yamaha. Then they layered a synthesizer playing the exact same notes on top, which is why the bass has that thick, almost glowing sound. The drum sound took even more obsession. Quincy Jones told his engineer Bruce Swedien he wanted a sound so distinct you’d know the song from the first three drum hits. So Bruce actually built a wooden platform for the entire drum kit. He put a flat piece of wood between the snare drum and the hi-hat cymbal to keep them from interfering with each other. He also built a custom cover for the kick drum, with a small slot for the microphone. Michael had programmed the beat on a drum machine when he wrote the demo at home. When it came time to record the album, drummer Ndugu Chancler walked in and played the same pattern on a real kit. He nailed it in three takes. Then came the vocal. Michael sang the entire main vocal in one continuous take. For the extra harmonies and adlibs on top, Quincy made him sing through a six-foot cardboard tube rigged up in the booth. Michael was also getting vocal training every single morning while they were making the album. The song hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in March 1983 and stayed there for seven weeks. Yesterday it hit #1 on Spotify Global with 6.02 million streams in a single day, the highest the song has ever climbed on the platform.

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

Imagine trying to tell your boss this without proof “I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.”

Nobody can convince me football didn't fall off. The 2010-2020 decade was the absolute peak of this sport in every single metric.

Generational aura loss.

“I get kinky time off my wife when Leeds get a result. I haven’t been to second base in months." 🤣

100 apps in 7 years hahaha what's he fucking crying for 😭😭😭

Eight stars who made 2025/26 favor rivals 🌟 It's time to get your voting soon. 🗳️