Andy

Looks like someone in the main stand got an invite to navids daughters wedding

Oisin McEntee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hearts 1-0 Dundee x.com/90MinXVip/stat…

@JBTHEPLUG1 Gary

Gun pointed at your head, name a wood.

Got a squad of about 70 players

Friday 13th was one for the memory box. Getting the shop set up for opening the following day. In walks a man wearing a full Freddy Kruger rubber mask and hat and stands at the doorway. He slowly takes off his mask and not sure what was about to unfold he asks without hesitation.. “Got any Pavel Srnicek shirts”!?

Oh look at me I do Hyrox

It was a tale of two cities and two very different football grounds for an @FCBarcelona fan who turned up at the wrong St James Park last night 🏟️ The Spanish supporter, who made the journey to Devon from London, turned up at the turnstiles of Exeter City’s Adam Stansfield stand last night, expecting to see his team take on @NUFC. It was only when he showed his ticket to staff that he realised his mistake. But he got to see a got to see a game of football – Exeter City staff sorted him out a ticket for the game against Lincoln under the lights of the real St James Park! Adam Spencer, Supporter Experience Officer at Exeter City, said: “One of our volunteers came to the office to let us know that this guy had turned up expecting to see FC Barcelona. His English wasn’t great, but from what we could gather, he’d come from London. My guess is he’d put St James Park in his phone and then just followed the directions from there. “He was pretty gutted and a bit embarrassed. So, we sorted him out a ticket and he got to watch a game at the real St James Park. He’d be welcome back any time.” #ECFC #SemperFidelis

The time this Newcastle fan had an absolute nightmare on the coach down to Everton… 🫣😆

FT

Martin O'Neill after Celtic fans launch the tennis balls in protest.

WHAT A VOLLEY! 🤯🤯🤯 A stunning effort from Robin van Cruijsen gives Volendam a shock lead over PSV 💥 "More like van Basten than van Cruijsen!" 🎙️

Me to Spurs fan Black Cab driver when he dropped me at hydrotherapy this morning: ‘No offence but I hope Arsenal win the League and you lot get relegated.’ Cabbie: ‘No offence but I hope your leg never recovers.’ 🤣🤣

I am and I’m still in the trenches 😂

Call Of Duty: Newcastle Away

Took one right in the kisser… Ouch… 😆😭

🎟️ 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐜 (𝐚) Tickets are now on sale for our William Hill Premiership clash away to Celtic on Wednesday 11th February. 🔗 buff.ly/kSCj1Er

🗣️ "Have a look at yourselves" A furious post-match reaction from Ian Holloway on Ollie Clarke's ban being announced on the eve of today's win over Barrow. Hear his full reaction on @BBCSounds 🎧 👉 bbc.in/49S6xan #STFC #BBCFootball #BBCEFL

Cold Palmer ices the game with a banger 🥶

Probably not the best idea to have him on pens

𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑬 🇱🇻

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