‼️🚨ALERT🚨‼️: if you enter the walter kerr to see hadestown thinking you're about to have a nice lil time at the theater, jack wolfe WILL try to PERSONALLY ASSASSINATE you. the man is a spree killer with his sights set on every ass in every seat 9x a week. you have been warned
Heartstopper Season 2 is so wild because in what world does stopping a rugby game to walk off the field holding hands with the school gay not immediately out you?
saw #RWRBMovie. i'm here to confirm the rumors -- CINEMA IS BACK. WE'RE SO BACK. WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK. WE'RE SO SO FREAKIN BACK BABY YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. MORE LIKE RED WHITE & ROYAL FUCK YOU WE ARE SO BACK
non-spoilery thots on rwrb: letterboxd.com/afbab/film/red…
Bad guy in mission impossible: One of your two hot women secret agent friends will die tonight
Tom cruise (red in face, restrained by henchman): I am going to kill you, I am so going to kill you
The captain came on to explain he didn’t know why Beat Bobby Flay was playing on everyone’s screens at max volume and that unfortunately there was nothing they could do about it