James Murray

His little face 🥺🥺

45 minutes away from winning our first Premier League title in 22 years. We are watching HISTORY happen.

I genuinely belive we will beat Manchester City at the Etihad and secure the Premier League today. I can't wait to see all your tears later on.

Sayin?

Hiya

This is why he’s a multimillionaire with Kareness Brady barking at his gags and we’re just schmucks scraping by on minimum wage

Bartlett’s little bemused little face as he hears he - personally - has zero chance of going to another planet. I mean, he must already be on another planet to think that’s possible. This is the type of question my 6 year old would earnestly ask me. He’s a grown man 🥲

It’s 03.19 where I am. This is one of the great nights of my life. 🩵🩵🩵. I remember 1967 so well. Isn’t it daft what football means to us? Don’t anybody ever - anywhere - under estimate that. And yes - I’ve had a couple. 🍾🍾🍾🩵🩵🩵.

Yerno on #MAFS at the dinner parties that they plough you with drinks and film for 14 hours to get the dramz, I’d be way too hanging to go the commitment ceremony the next day. I’d just stay in bed all day instead and be dead anxy

Why does Kareness Brady look like a cardboard cutout? 🤔

Vote @reformparty_uk

Kareness Brady every time Shuggsie cracks a shit gag #TheApprentice

Why didn’t Pascha call her business Pacha and have this logo? #TheApprentice

@davies2107 Think he was gonna use the £250k to get loads more bags in and sell them, then reinvest the profit into the business to keep growing it

I really wanna know what Kieran’s business he was pitching was #theapprentice

“And for your £250,000 investment, I want you to make an advert in the style of a Year 8 drama lesson with just a desk as a prop” #TheApprentice

Who remembers when #TheApprentice Final used to have the whole day build up televised? Bring back us seeing the contestants eating their breakfast in the hotel and It’s a Knockout being played! 😡😡😡😡

The second pic is how Berlo looks when the bag man turns up

So, so Berlo to his kid

So, so Berlo

Neil McCarrick and family