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James Hodge

@jamesbhodge

I tell jokes to pay my bills, mock the dumb dumb former president for free, and watch a lot of TV. oh and I guess I Motovlog now? who knew?

Katılım Nisan 2009
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
A message to my fellow white people. Mind your own business!!! #JusticeForAhmaud
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People like Marjorie Taylor Greene are the vanguard of MAGA as it over the next 3 years gets more extreme and rebuffs Trump due to his lame duck status. He can’t save them anymore so he will need to be sacrificed and replaced.
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@S_upportT_eam Nope, no need to hide how badly your company needs to join modern times and accept Apple Pay.
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Hey @williamawhite you guys at @walmart just lost 400 dollars in sales because your company is living in the last century. Literally everywhere takes Apple Pay. I’m not sure why you guys are holding out, but I can buy all this stuff at Target.
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Roukshiestypt2@BeenHim16·
Hello @grok Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
Abdul Carter is a New York Giant!!!!
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I’m not a big conspiracy theory guy, but for fun I’m gonna believe JD Vance murdered to Pope.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
Y’all need to cool out with this “immigration reform” nonsense. I just got a pedicure from a lady with an American accent. That shit was terrible!
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
Did you guys see yesterday Trump was telling his cult members that the best way to own the libs was buying an electric car? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
I really love how productive I am around the house every January and February. I’ll do damn near anything to avoid taking down the Christmas lights.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
I’m about to change planes in Atlanta. They used to have a smoking lounge, but closed it due to a city ordinance. Enforced by city police. 200 dollar fine. I’m gonna start thinking like I’m a corporation. So really it’s just a $200 fee to smoke in the airport.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
This morning there was approximately 1/32 of an inch of snow in my town. It took about 30 minutes of sunlight for it all to melt. Schools was cancelled.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
@DOGE and @elonmusk I wish you luck and would like to suggest you look into government contractors, specifically @SpaceX I see that company is pulling 15 billion in slush money contracts.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
You can’t get Felon without Elon!
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
Imagine being so rich you can steal the president of Russia’s girlfriend.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
I blame Dick Cheney. Not sure why, but I’m sure it’s that mother fuckers fault.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
Alright, enough about the election. I’m gonna go work on rebuilding a sailboat in case I have to quickly escape a collapsing dictatorship that’s rounding up the opposition.
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James Hodge@jamesbhodge·
We can keep calling folks on the right stupid, but clearly we are the only idiots who still answer the phone when pollsters call.
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Robert Reich@RBReich·
Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. 🧵
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