JimmyB

@miabenetti Cities are loud??? 🤡

OK FLORIDA I LIVE 53 STORIES ABOVE A DATA CENTER, 1 BLOCK AWAY... Not the airplane taking off... The rest is data center noise.... DON'T DO MORE OF THIS TO FLORIDA.... BYRON DONALDS CAN NEVER BE GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA....

@Sentientmodels Taken straight from a @SeinfeldTV episode…🥱

I told my boss I was sick and couldn’t come to work on Wednesday.. The evidence against me is piling up fast.. What would you say if you were me?? ⚾️🏟️ #baseball #mlb #MLBall #Marlins

I really don’t care about the UFO files. I just don’t. I’m so sick of the “look at the shiny object” propaganda while they wage foreign wars, let rapist and pedophiles run free, and ruin the value of our dollar. Unless they roll out live aliens and test demo UFOs or actually admit what we know this really is then I have way better things to do on this Friday.

A lot of folks forget… Texas hasn’t always been red. 🤠 When Democrat Ann Richards was governor, Texas ranked 7th in education. After nearly 30 years of Republican control, Texas now ranks 40th overall in education & 47th in reading. It’s past time for a change. 🌊

@ThrillaRilla369 Leverage. Especially when used on conference calls by folks pretending to have business acumen.

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@saxboybilly18 Lifelong Rangers fan. It’s a shit park. The old one was really nice with a lot of character. Pussy, fair-weather fans that moved here from other states cried about the heat and fucked up a great thing….like they’ve done to all of DFW.

Texas is my least favorite MLB park in the US, suites all around the field so kids can’t get close to players except a weird steep right field. Then across the parking lot an empty stadium they built less than 30 years ago. Just a symbol of American failure and greed.

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

Ha! Definitely South Dallas!

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump I really need to rethink the church I attend, how I tithe, the people I once looked up to.

I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.

@CodyC64 @USATODAY If we can all own college sports can we also own oil and gas??? We can all be out of touch billionaires! Let’s just all share everything….que Imagine by John Lennon.

This op-ed was published Friday in @USAToday, and establishes a critical perspective on College Sports reform, and should be guide the outcome of any solution that emerges. College sports are important to the entire country, and owned by the American Public - not by any individual, a single institution or by special interests. We should fully focus on preservation of all the sports, all of the school, and protection of all the athletes and communities to which they matter deeply.

@CoachForGov Pass any bill you like. The players and their attorneys are now in control, and will decide how college sports are played from now on. You should probably ask their permission before changing the rules…old man.

The transfer portal has screwed up college sports. My bill is simple: you get 5 consecutive years to play 5 seasons and you get 1 transfer. After that, if you transfer again, you sit out a year. This will fix 80% of the issues in NIL today.

@aakashgupta The bottom photo looked like the top photo when the homes were first built. The trees were planted.

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild. A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten room-size air conditioners running 20 hours a day. One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12 percent within 15 years. The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster. This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA. The data is not in dispute. Removing those trees saves the builder roughly $5,000 per lot. Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree. Utility trenches need flat ground. A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon. Preserving trees adds weeks and thousands per home. So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades. The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room. The Woodlands, Texas is the proof of what happens when they are. George Mitchell bought 28,000 acres of Houston timberland in 1974 and preserved 28% as permanent green space. He forced McDonald's to build behind the tree canopy. That McDonald's became one of the highest-volume locations in Texas. The first office building, designed to reflect the surrounding forest so you couldn't see it from the street, leased completely. The Woodlands median home price today: $615,000. Katy, a comparable Houston suburb that clear-cut: $375,000. Named #1 community to live in America two years running. Fifty years of data. The trees are worth more than removing them saves. Developers clear-cut anyway because they sell the house once and leave. You live in it for 30 years.

The saddest part about BBQ is it used to be poor people food. Used cheap cuts and slow smoked them till tender. Today it is more expensive than a typical steakhouse, charging $36/lb for brisket. Worst thing to happen to BBQ ever is it became popular. Now get off my lawn

@mmpadellan That guy looks beat down and desperate for viable, common sense, non-radical alternative. I wish that alternative existed in 2026….they’d probably win big and govern for a long time.

I can't get over this guy. He's a trump supporter, voted for trump, but I'm not mad at him. He actually sees the lies trump is shoveling at him. He's pissed about the Iran war: "Our safety? Leave somebody alone, they won't bother ya." He's mad about the higher prices, abandoned campaign promises, and "honestly, I miss my Uncle Joe... it was a whole lot calmer than this." Dude is honest, knows he fucked up with his vote. And there are MILLIONS out there like him. And they're talking to each other.

Democrats don’t understand that the vast majority of Americans can’t stand EITHER party. And every two years, they vote for the party they hate the least. The way for Democrats to break this pattern is to be what my now authoritarian former party can never be - fully anti-corruption and fully pro-bold reforms to our broken political system. Oh…and Democrats need to speak like normal fucking human beings.

Houston is a serious town with serious people. Dallas is a serious town with unserious people. San Antonio is an unserious town with serious people. Austin is an unserious town with unserious people. -OS

Don't buy it. Remember, @GregAbbott_TX has been TX Gov for nearly 12 years. He's been sitting in elected office drawing a fat government paycheck for 30 years. EVERY problem w/ crime, taxes, auto & home insurance, grid failure, flood failure, & sky high utilities are on him.

Nothing exposes modern politics faster than a senator role-playing as a battlefield commander… on Twitter. You’re not storming a breach. You’re posting from your phone. The country might function a lot better if politicians were banned from social media entirely.

You fucking barbecue simps are the worst people on the planet earth. In no reality is brisket worth 36 dollars per pound and I hope you hipster locusts don’t stumble across anymore economical cuts of beef to ruin

@barstoolsports Any clips of him playing defense???

The first true legend of March is a High School Hooper named Hunter Abner. Walking Bucket.