James Dillon

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My boss: The CEO is in today, so work hard. He's the new CEO, the former CEO died in November after he worked himself to a second heart that killed him whilst he was working too hard from his hospital bed, so...don't work too hard. Me: ...Im on a 12 hour shift

My wife: I'd leave things in your shoes

My wife: Anytime you'd bring a new lover home, I'd play Gimmie Gimmie Gimme loudly

Us, discussing nonsense in a long car journey: Me: How would you haunt me? My wife: ...annoyingly *proceeds to giggle*

Lmao

To all those worried about #XMen97 being “too woke”, I have a very important message for you: “YOU’RE THE BAD GUYS IN THE TRAILER! NOT THE COOL ONES. YOU’RE THE SHITTY IGNORANT RACISTS IN THE BACKGROUND!” THIS IS YOU!

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"Happy" Father's Day

Wet Leg, then Lawrence! Guys, it's gunna be so good today!

Like Hozier, Cory Wong, St Vincent, an embarrassing musical song that I fucking love, then the score to Howls Moving Castle! It's Gunna Be a good day!

That rare feeling where shuffle on your music actually has your back

Trying not to refresh my emails, awaiting important updates, telling myself 'patience is a virtue' but my silly brain keeps responding:

Today, a large spider, that I thought I had safely removed from my bike, reappeared suddenly, still on my bike, as I was mid-cycle, at top speed! This was also not the most stressful part of my day. Anxious brain sucks.

I NEED tickets to see @lawrencetheband in London! (is it against terms and services to say I'd do terrible things for them?)

@Moranfox Sounds very up my street

Evening all - looking for people interested in getting into programming live experiences or live game design and development. No experience necessary. Job adverts out in a few weeks.

Overjoyed announce that I'll be pitching a new exciting project at the next Interactive Soup (the social/dinner/funding platforn for those working in interactive performance, and soup!) If you'd like to support, please come along! interactivesoup.mailchimpsites.com #interactivesoup