James Drewry

“Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!’ - Douglas Adams

@JeremyClarkson I was worried being at CentreParcs there would only be crap overpriced lager. What a pleasant surprise. Oh it’s fucking good.

@KathrynPorter26 is it April 1st already? Study: Wind power cut UK energy costs by more than £104bn between 2010 and 2023 businessgreen.com/4521013/

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@elonmusk Welcome to The Union of British Socialist Republics (UBSR) Союз Британских Социалистических Республик (СБСР) (Soyuz Britanskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik)

This guy was sentenced to 7 years in prison for social media posts. The other guy was sentenced to a mere 6 months for raping a 9-year-old child! British “justice” system is deeply broken.

@Artemisfornow The Union of British Socialist Republics (UBSR) Союз Британских Социалистических Республик (СБСР) (Soyuz Britanskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik) @RachelReevesMP reveals the new era for Britain based on her hero Joan Robinson, known for her interest in North Korea. Can’t wait.

LABOUR - Seriously no one cares about Rachel Reeves feeling miserable. Asking the ‘public’ to feel sorry for her is pathetic! The UK is on its knees, citizens crushed under the weight of Labour’s lies, with the highest tax burden in 70 years. You reap what you sow.

@JeremyClarkson in all that is holy, how on earth is this a recommended follow on from ‘one for the road’

@GMB it's strange, everyone says we were relying on a dictator for energy but but only imported no more than 4% of gas from Russia. Hardly anything. Almost half is produced here and we have massive gas reserves that we won't explore!

@itvMLshow what’s wrong with a metro card for Joe bloggs? It’s a British bank and you can use it in the UK or Europe and I’ve never had a problem with exchange rates?

@NoContextBrits Timothy but with they/she pronouns

@LondonMarathon great to see that Palestine is safe enough to host the London Marathon this year. Truly spectacular the infrastructure has recovered this quickly. They seem so proud to fly the flag on every other lamppost, maybe we should encourage flying the Union Flag back home

@MyNottingham my bin was emptied today and they must of thrown the bin in with it, as all I have left is a single bin wheel where the bin was left. How to I go about getting a replacement without the £25.00 charge which I don't think I should have to pay!? Thanks.

@nxcare left a backpack with passport on one of your coaches today (coach is still on the road) can you DM me please?

@HMRCpressoffice I'm sure Napoleon was defeated and the debt accrued paid off by now so maybe it's time to scrap the income tax unless we're thinking of going to war with France again?

Big congrats to Luke on his fantastic run to the final. We can confirm the existence of income tax.

@theclearhead Why does he look fake? Is it just me?

Asda have dropped the full version of their Christmas ad. It won't win any prizes for creativity, but it's great. Who knew Michael Bublé could act. Unpopular opinion: I much prefer this to last year's Will Ferrell Elf ad from Asda.

@elonmusk would you be up for going into the games industry? Buy up @CAGames (@totalwar) and cut the chaff, the newer 'higher ups' are destroying the company, they've got an incredible IP with no rivals but are abandoning it!

@jet2tweets @davelfc67 The jet2 staff in Palma have all admitted it’s due to pilot and cabin crew shortages so no need to keep saying adverse weather when it hasn’t been raining or windy for at least 7.5 hours (some of your flights have landed here since so it can’t be that dangerous?)

@davelfc67 Hi Dave, we are sorry for the ongoing delays due to adverse weather conditions affecting Palma Airport. Please be assured that any further updates will be sent to customers via SMS, email or via our Customer Helpers. (1/2)

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@Charlieboy_bbq @jet2tweets Snap!

@jet2tweets I wish! Stuck in an empty Las Palmas airport for the past 5 hrs, with tired & hungry kids, waiting for a plane that’s 6 hrs late. What a farce!

@jet2tweets It’s not because of adverse weather you shit houses, it’s because if staff shortages according to your own staff at the airport. Plenty of planes arriving and departing today, including some of your own during this ‘adverse weather’

We’re currently experiencing delays and disruption to flights to/from the Balearic Islands (Palma, Mahon and Ibiza) due to adverse weather. If you are affected by these delays we apologise for the inconvenience.

@HeshComps @PicturesFoIder Obama is one of those holders, must be highest death toll holder, so not a good marker for the IS 😬

@PicturesFoIder People always run the "Americans are st*pid" meme yet it's mostly Americans driving advancement in science and technology. Respect 🇺🇸

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@GBNEWS They knew in January they were going into administration within 6 months, it’s a shame they didn’t try very hard to turn things around, wonder if Mike Ashley wants to get into retail hardware @houseoffraser

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