James Bevan

@SimonDutson @SteveLovesAmmo You name the time and place

@jamesgmbevan @SteveLovesAmmo I’ve got the equipment…let’s get a game going.

And they say that white people don’t have any culture.

@SimonDutson @SteveLovesAmmo You've definitely got some sort of fetish 😂

@SteveLovesAmmo @jamesgmbevan

@CannyFood JD sports and foot asylum both have them

Has anyone actually seen Stanley cups in a Newcastle shop please? I purchased one online but it looks highly unlikely I’m getting it 😢

@SimonDutson @oasis Ballbags

@oasis @jamesgmbevan

All Ticket Ballot codes have now been sent out to fans. Please do NOT buy a code or transfer them to someone else. Codes ONLY work with the registered email address. If you didn't get a code to access the pre-sale, you can join the general sale tomorrow morning.

@SimonDutson @90sfootball @GraemeR08242088 This caused so many fights between me and my brother back in the day

@90sfootball @GraemeR08242088 @jamesgmbevan 😂

Running away from the ref so he can’t book you on FIFA 🤣

@SimonDutson @_NateNorman Haha..world champ right here

@_NateNorman @jamesgmbevan

Ok Dad Twitter this is my favorite tweet of all time! Highest Child Toss Contest Rules are simple ~Drop a pic present or past of someone yeeting that baby ~Tag a dad who has dared to defy gravity ~Bonus points if mom is in the background looking terrified!

@SimonDutson @GraemeR08242088 What the actual f**k!!!

Amazing…not quite as good as his attempt at C U when you get there, but it’s a great effort. This is dad dancing to the max and I fully endorse it. @jamesgmbevan @GraemeR08242088

@SimonDutson @nocontextfooty @GraemeR08242088 Brilliant. We need a FIFA night. Been far too long

@nocontextfooty @GraemeR08242088 @jamesgmbevan controller out the window!!! I’d be raging!!!

@SimonDutson @80s90sfootball @GraemeR08242088 Ruben Sosa was a GOAT on champ man Italia. Firing in ammo for my front 2 of shearer and baggio..

@80s90sfootball @GraemeR08242088 @jamesgmbevan

Gazzetta Football Italia's 1993-94 Goal of the Season competition Some great names & great goals in this complication Personally, I'd go for No 2 or No 8, but I'm probably a bit biased 🤣

@SimonDutson @100waysmile @GraemeR08242088 @PJ_Anderson The ultimate nut shot from a game of twat

@100waysmile @jamesgmbevan @GraemeR08242088 @PJ_Anderson

@SimonDutson Top wank

Dirty wanking, monsters wank, anchor wank, iron wank.

@SimonDutson @4_4_fucking_two @jokesuk @GraemeR08242088 @PaulSmissen @SimonDutson did this really just come up on your timeline as a former conquest 😏

@4_4_fucking_two @jokesuk @GraemeR08242088 @jamesgmbevan @PaulSmissen 😂

@SimonDutson @roryisconfused @GraemeR08242088 I'm sure the dude from five was in a band called anal beard #pubquizknowledge

@roryisconfused @jamesgmbevan @GraemeR08242088 youz have to look at the other list on the thread!! 😂

At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band

@SimonDutson @sportbible @GraemeR08242088 You'd make Ali Dia look like George weah 🤣

@sportbible Seconds if I got the ball and start throwing out the ‘Double Dutson’ stepover randomly. That’s assuming I can control the ball. @jamesgmbevan @GraemeR08242088

YOU are randomly put in a Premier League football match. How long would it take before everyone figured out you're not a professional footballer?

@SimonDutson @LockerRoomLOL @GraemeR08242088 @DutsonRebecca Wasn't brave enough for Mike Hunt?

@LockerRoomLOL @GraemeR08242088 @DutsonRebecca @jamesgmbevan

@SimonDutson @ballon_gundor @GraemeR08242088 I can only imagine the Dutson rage

@ballon_gundor @jamesgmbevan @GraemeR08242088 unacceptable!!

@SimonDutson Looks like spicy meat on toast

The question is - which undercooked animals dick is that?

@SimonDutson @Ffs_OMG @GraemeR08242088 @PaulSmissen @PJ_Anderson I'll be on camera duty as a qualified emergency first aider .might be the sensible option

@Ffs_OMG @GraemeR08242088 @jamesgmbevan @PaulSmissen @PJ_Anderson can we at least try it?

@SimonDutson @shedseven Think @PearlJamUK are announcing something on 1st may too. Can't wait to go to a gig again

@jamesgmbevan @shedseven Get in!! It’s a date. I’ll get it in the diary.

We're hitting the road! Another Night, Another Town - The Greatest Hits Live, from November 2021. General sale from Thursday 29th April at 9am. Fans can grab early access to tickets at our artist presale on Tuesday 27th April from 9am - gigst.rs/Shed7pre

@SimonDutson @shedseven Tickets booked for Newcastle Monday 29th November. Try not to book another wine tasting evening

@jamesgmbevan @shedseven Yes - what’s the dates for Newcastle?