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Breaking: The Civil Service has just announced a new "Pre-emptive Strike Fund" to combat future governments that might—hypothetically—ask them to actually do their jobs. Next on the agenda: Doubling the budget for tea-break extensions. A protest fund in case the sun comes out on a Tuesday. Hiring a permanent "Management Consultant to the Resistance." Honestly, it’s refreshing to see a department so committed to planning for the future. They haven’t even finished the briefing notes for the current government, but they’ve already got a 5-year protest schedule ready for the next one. Efficiency at its absolute finest. 🇬🇧☕️ #UKPolitics #CivilService #Reform #Westminster #Satire

@Keir_Starmer Tell me you’re terrified of the ballot box without telling me you’re terrified of the ballot box. 🤡

Every family should enjoy the summer without having to think about the pressures of the cost of living. That’s what our Great British Summer Savings package is all about.

@SkyNews @FayeBrownSky It’s like hiring a divorce lawyer on your first date. A bit dramatic, don’t you think?

The largest union representing civil servants has voted to double its financial reserves to fund industrial action in the event of a Reform UK government Political reporter @fayebrownSky has the story trib.al/ewmF8yO

While Downing Street is popping champagne over a £3.7bn Gulf trade deal that amounts to 0.1% of GDP, local services are falling apart. Do people care about long-term trade frameworks, or are they just voting for whoever promises to fix their high street today? Curious to see where people land on this.

Unpopular opinion: The 2026 local election results prove that the two-party system is on life support. With Reform UK sweeping seats and the Greens hitting record numbers, voters are clearly done with the "managed decline" offered by the establishment. The £3.7bn Gulf trade deal might be a win on paper, but it’s a distraction from the fundamental shift happening on the ground in our council wards. The political map of the UK has been rewritten in the last month. Agree or disagree? Is this the start of a permanent shift in British politics? 🇬🇧

@SkyNews @pkelso Coming soon ?

Starmer says he will campaign for Burnham in Makerfield bbc.in/43neP5O

BREAKING: 'I'll still be chancellor in the autumn', Rachel Reeves tells Sky News. Read more ⬇️ trib.al/nzsBCIz

BREAKING: Government publishes long-awaited Equalities Act guidance following Supreme Court's biological sex ruling #liveblog-body" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.sky.com/story/starmer-…

Zero from PM Starmer on Henry Nowak Here was his reaction to George Floyd:

Civil service union votes to double strike fund to prepare for Reform government trib.al/ewmF8yO

'I wouldn't vote for you in a million years' Makerfield locals tell us what they really think of Andy Burnham 🔴 #dailyexpress #news #politics

We're getting on with the job.

🚨BREAKING: LABOUR PARTY CAUGHT COMMITTING ELECTION FRAUD The Labour party branch in Tameside have been caught purposefully planting 'stooge independent candidates' to split the vote against opposition parties An investigation revealed they tried to delete the evidence on WhatsApp but were caught [@ManchesterMill ]

There’s a viral tweet going around that perfectly nails the British mood right now: "Councils not doing their job, potholes everywhere, rubbish piling up... no wonder people feel like no one's in charge." > Honestly? That simple, blunt statement is a million times clearer and more accurate than anything we’ve heard from Keir Starmer or Downing Street in months. ​While politicians are busy hiding behind focus-grouped speeches, management jargon, and endless finger-pointing, everyday reality is staring us right in the face. You see it the second you drive down a local road or look at the state of public bins. The basic fabric of our communities is fraying, yet the political class seems completely disconnected from the breakdown of day-to-day services. ​People don't want to hear polished, heavily rehearsed political spin anymore. They want to know why basic infrastructure is failing and who is actually going to take accountability. That phrase—"no one's in charge"—captures the exact anxiety of modern Britain. It’s time leaders started speaking with the same direct honesty as the people living in it.

Life in the UK with starmer as pm

@imprisonedinuk @PolitlcsUK @ManchesterMill

@PolitlcsUK @ManchesterMill Like they did in multiple locations in Scotland .

🚨 NEW: Five people have been arrested in Manchester over allegations of election fraud It follows an investigation into the Tameside Labour group which put forward fake independent candidates in the local elections to split votes for opposition parties [@ManchesterMill]

@PolitlcsUK @ManchesterMill

@britishshithole Honestly, a more coherent and relatable assessment of the UK's public services than a whole hour of Starmer at the dispatch box😭

@jamespb_dj councils not doing their job. potholes everywhere, rubbish piling up no wonder people feel like no one's in charge

Britain’s streets feel completely out of control now.

UK braces for bank holiday heatwave as temperatures set to soar to record-breaking 33C trib.al/EPlqvHO