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Sometimes life won't go your way but always take chances and follow your dreams. Don't want to be 90 with loads of what ifs? Don't waste it

@honunetcia @triffic_stuff_ @rickygervais No it was on here, he’s very good at replying and answering questions

@jamespikaz @triffic_stuff_ @rickygervais You asked him did you? See him at the pub? At the offy?

Can’t stop laughing at this cake-eating outtake from Ricky Gervais’s After Life 😭 I don’t know how they get through scenes like this when they’re constantly cracking up 😂 The outtakes in any of Gervais’s shows are always brilliant and very VERY funny. His sets must be an absolute joy to work on.

We’re ready for @IAmChrisRamsey feels ages since I last saw him in Hexham with @CPHutchinson that’s next gig getting booked up.

@IAmChrisRamsey Rosie must be wanting many sofas after this

The tour that I said would not be extended, has been extended. And no one is surprised 😂 Mailing list sign up for early ticket access via my website General sale Friday 10am chrisramseycomedy.com

Can’t wait @IAmChrisRamsey

@TheMasterBucks can you just let a few goals in and help @NUFC win thanks

@rickygervais He defo writes his own scripts

Thoughts?

@NUFC Are villa playing on sky sports today? They’ve never mentioned them

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@MagpieLairdy @nuttHeed @NUFC Apparently rules changed beginning of season

@nuttHeed @NUFC How was Semenyo not cup tied?

Defeat in the first leg of the Carabao Cup semi-final ⏱️

@NUFC Right get signing trafford and give them pope

Goal. Cherki. [0-2] 90'

@rickygervais Just a heart of gold

Just bought Jane a bigger broom. It was 15 quid but I couldn’t stand to see her struggling with that other one any more.

@rickygervais Only like 300+ days till the next one 🤞

I wont get the official figures for a few days, but seeing that Mortality was Top 10 in 51 countries in its first 24 hours makes me think it might be my biggest special yet. All thanks to you ❤️

@NUFC I forgot about the 4 shirt

Miggy's stunning strike against Palace 😍🔙

@rickygervais Did the court come with the house or an addition by you?

She’s taking fucking ages. I should’ve bought her a bigger broom.

So finally watching Mortality by @rickygervais it’s so good but the sad thing is knowing we probably have to wait a whole year for another special #mortality

@TmarTn wow didn’t realise I watched that much 😂

@rickygervais Done

Set a reminder to watch my new special, #Mortality, on Netflix. Let me know when you've done it so I can stop reminding you. netflix.com/title/82051730

@antanddec It’s Match time sorry, hope you’re getting to watch the game

Another CRACKER for you tonight. What do you expect, it’s Jungle Arms night. Kick it off in style by joining in with us. D #AntAndDecsBridgeLink #ImACeleb

@TmarTn so with an update coming on PS5 we defo need a play through of both Red Dead games #RedDeadRedemption

@NUFC @ChampionsLeague Pope needs dropped for a few games, shocking decision making by him.

Defeat in Marseille.