
James Houser
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James Houser
@jamesthouser
Husband, U.S. Army NCO, wannabe historian. Developing a history podcast at @unksoldierspod, set to launch August 2021. Fan of beer and small dogs.


Only those who read books regularly will understand this feeling.















"It's handled, sir. Nothing you need to worry about. Don't you have some paperwork that needs your signature?" - Any good NCO






The income tax is unconstitutional.






Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]



This administration hates the military. But if he’s not going to run the defense department, he might as well go ahead and do something like this.










