Jamie

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

- Lukaku offside - Chilwell offside - Mane red card - Palmer’s FK handball - Alexis Sanchez handball - Kovacic red cad - Tielemans red card - Khusanov penalty #1 - Khusanov penalty #2 Chelsea Football Club, every single time.

🚨 FA Cup final Man of the match

Knee to knee contact to cut him off. 100% a pen.

STOP USING ROBERT SANCHEZ IN BUILD UP PLAY #CFC

@SkyBet You simply have to pay out Palace as a win on any accumulator. My bet is 5 greens if that freeze was available. Three draws, City and Palace, would’ve froze Palace undoubtedly given the other 4.

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@SkyBetHelp Let me freeze Palace you frauds it’s been 5 minutes and 3 goals across those games

Sunday 4:30pm couldn’t be set up any better could it… 1st vs 2nd in the Premier League… Arsenal and Chelsea fresh from dismantling Bayern and Barcelona… It’s perfect.

When Maresca calls Palmer to warm up tomorrow.

Best part of “Interstellar” is still the fact that Christopher Nolan spent $100K to plant 500 acres of real corn in Alberta (instead of using CGI to recreate a field). Then, sold the corn for a profit after filming. Remains most profitable commodities trade in Hollywood history.

Alexander Isak has same number of league goals as Diogo Jota. Please Note: Diogo Jota is dead. #CHELIV #LFC #Stats

🚨 Gary Neville; “I’m breathing before I say it because I’m trying to think of players like Declan Rice and others but I think he’s the best midfielder in the league at the moment and I am comfortable with that. Sitting here now, going into October 2025 I think we can say Caicedo is the best midfielder in the league” ( Gary Neville Podcast)

Chelsea are definitely better with 11 players on the pitch.

WHAT A VIDEO 😭😭😭

fuck sake front from of coach, community and saracens won’t even score vs hull

@journalism_rp Insane attempt to start a Maresca Out narrative this, playing a whole game with 10 men at a torrential Old Trafford is no reason to doubt him. Just won us two trophies, didn’t get backed in the window, and we were unbeaten going into the game.

happy CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS BACK to all who celebrate

My best mate is running the Berlin Marathon on Sunday for the Brain Tumour Charity in memory of his girlfriends late mother… any donations would mean the world to us all… justgiving.com/page/bill-tame…