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@rBillSimmonsPod Never stop these

“Look, so I don’t want to call Valentine’s Day overrated just because I’m not in a relationship right now, because I felt this way in the mid-2000s too when almost every year I was grabbing dinner, leggings and flowers out in western CT near the ESPN campus. But are we really gonna do that thing where we celebrate a day like this that can cause so much stress? Especially with the way modern dating has evolved, the situationships and everything, the degree of difficulty of getting this right on the guys end is harder than saving a photo on Instagram instead of posting it to your story. And then there’s the Saturday night and long weekend piece this year - my buddy at the gym this week was telling me how the girl he was seeing expected a 4-day trip to St. Barts and I was like wait, what?? You don’t even know if you’re exclusive with this chick. Anyway, I’d be grinding NBA all-star tape tonight regardless of whether I had someone or not, I really think that Carter Bryant could surprise people in the dunk contest”

@StoolGreenie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

RESPECT THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPS

@getnickwright 😂

Chiefs down 10, which means, finally, the game can start. It’s a weird part of the dynasty, that they’re totally unable to play well in Super Bowls until they’re down exactly 10 points, but it’s verifiably true! Mahomes will now try to do what he’s done 3x, the same number of every other quarterback in league history combined—come back from down double digits in the Super Bowl.

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@TheDunkCentral @LawMurrayTheNU Only ring the Clippers will ever touch

It looks like the Clippers and Intuit Dome are giving out rings at today’s grand opening👀 (Via @LawMurrayTheNU )

@StoolGreenie Throat goat

It's quite simple imo. Because the Boston Celtics are NBA champions

@TheDunkCentral @TheSteinLine “Contender”

The Clippers are a serious contender to sign Nic Batum, per @TheSteinLine

@StoolGreenie You’re an idiot

Wyc's just getting started too. It's over for you broke franchises

@wojespn Atl fleeced

ESPN Sources: The Atlanta Hawks are trading F AJ Griffin to the Houston Rockets for the 44th pick in Thursday’s NBA Draft. Griffin, 20, was a 2022 first-round pick out of Duke.

@StoolGreenie How does he taste?

There's a certain level of comfort knowing whatever Brad Stevens decides to do right now it's the right decision

@Marc_DAmico Get off your knees

That’s bc no one in the league could compete with the Celtics this year! The definition of they not like us🤷🏻‍♂️

@wojespn 😂😂😂

ESPN Sources: After one season, the Detroit Pistons have dismissed coach Monty Williams — who leaves with five years and $65M-plus left on his deal. New President Trajan Langdon will move to make his own coaching hire now.

@TheDunkCentral @awfulannouncing This guy is a proven moron

Stephen A. Smith says black coaches have an issue with JJ Redick doing a podcast with LeBron James "Numerous coaches, Black coaches called me expressing how they took issue with that podcast taking place." (h/t @awfulannouncing )

Reminded me of this.

@Marc_DAmico Every team they played were missing their best player(s) and a lot of the games went down to the wire when they really shouldn’t have 😂

So who out there is gonna talk about the fact that the Celtics just won the Eastern Conference title basically without Kristaps Porzingis?

@wojespn Scapegoat

ESPN Sources: The Cleveland Cavaliers dismissed coach JB Bickerstaff on Thursday. Bickerstaff led Cavs to conference semifinals and won 99 regular-season games in past two years, but change comes with hope of advancing deeper.

I aIN’t nO BiTcH RaiSeD ARoUnD LiOnS 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #BitchTalk

@TheClosetInc @bxrceloss @LiterallyDorms

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