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Things that scare my dog A THREAD

Draco Malfoy’s dad on his way to beat the shit out of Dobby.

Raw footage from the recording of Chili's 'Baby Back Ribs' (1998)

I know way more about housewives on bravo than I do the Roman Empire

15 years ago, Fergie started doing cartwheels mid performance on the Today Show twitter.com/media2001s/sta…

A baby was crowd-surfed at a Flo Rida concert.

The Diet Coke community does not fuck around They will literally die for that shit

Today, during a jog in Central Park, I saw a woman fall off her bike after her wheels slipped in horse poop and then land in a different pile of horse poop, so I just wanted to let you know that if you think you are having a bad day, you are not.

hannah montana released her debut single ‘the best of both worlds’ 17 years ago today✨

From FB 1/3 It’s official, we’re desperate 😔 Sky hasn’t received ONE inquiry since arriving to us November last year. No one has sent an email. No one has called about her. No one asks to visit with her. We have posted her multiple times…still nothing.

@NYCASP Why

#NYCASP rules are in effect today, December 23.

If your employer hasn't increased your pay by at least 16% since the beginning of 2020, you got a pay cut. If you got a 17% raise, it's really a 1% raise at this point.

@ih8rts @DanPitts8

when you spend the night at a friend's house and they don't give you a blanket

Co-worker: How do you have so much energy rn? Me:

August 10th is National Lazy Day

Fast walkers are more likely to live longer than slow walkers

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

@Lorraine_Bracco twitter.com/funnyordie/sta…

@Dissunbae @KimKardashian I am dying to know what your name is , please tell us

@KimKardashian Just wish she didn’t have such an awful name. It’s literally one of the w orst names ever. Like what were uU thinking??

As a mom I’m so grateful that my daughter loves coming with me on my work trips and I am able to bring her and create these memories together along with my mom.

@TomCruise R these sea org members lol

Last night was a celebration 36 years in the making. Truly incredible. #TopGun