Jamie Lyrics

Is a dream a lie if it don't come true? Or is it something worse? #brucespringsteen

High Fidelity and Empire Records are in bed together. 🤓🥰

What if April Fools Day is actually April 2nd… And we’ve been fooled into thinking it’s April 1st?!

Tried iced matcha. Tastes like cold crap. Don’t get the hype. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Before you lose your shit remember that they don’t serve beer in prison.

Telling a mum to relax while her family does everything on Mother's Day is like telling a pilot to relax while the passengers fly the plane.

If we don't make it alive, well, it's a hell of a good day to die. #theoffspring

Someone this amazingly awesome doesn’t need to have a New Year’s resolution.

Fun Fact: There are no rules saying that your New Year's resolutions can't be for evil. 😈

Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Apparently today is my 15th year on Twitter/X. Do I get a cake or something?

Shout out to @WhiteHorseHA9 because every time I come in before a #Wembley gig they’re belting out the bands’ tunes like it’s their last day! 🙌🏻 #Fullerspubs

When you’re in a location/venue and trying to log onto the WiFi because there’s no signal. And they send you a verification email. Which you can’t receive because there’s no signal. 🤦🏻‍♂️

She put him out, like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette. She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin' to forget. #bradpaisley

I love when girls say that “I’m looking for fun dates” on dating apps, but they look as miserable as sin. Tell your face darling, and I might take you on a fun date. Who wants to be sat with that?

Bumble & Tinder abroad hits different. Like God daaaaamn. 👀

During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open minded.

Gig venues, what does it hurt to rake the stalls floor? For us short kings? 👑💪🏻

I love being 5’7 because when I’m at a gig it doesn’t matter how far forward I go, people can still see.

@DemetriMartin “It’s interesting that we say a head of lettuce, and not a dick of cucumber”.