jamie

When the doctor asks for a stool sample:

@takingafatdump4 be careful They might put you in the torture chamber

if i dm people on twitter i will get executed

don’t stop playing

”I’m gonna lock in this month”

umm hehe hi #lisacuddy

DanAndPhilCRAFTS:

Deoderant clumps in my armpits

Just saw a girl wearing an “antisocial social club” shirt holding hands with a guy wearing twenty one pilots merch

going out for a stroll when a fat gust of wind starts slowing you down

when the gc hops on the game but i dont have a PC or laptop to play with

nobody jump me i know skinny people can have dysmorphia but its like girl do not pmo im built like the big friendly giant next to your ass 😭😭🔫

staring at the girl who keeps calling herself big and large infront of me knowing shes half my size like

i need to finish p5 bru

OBSESSION REFERENCE IN NEW SINJIN UPLOAD!!!!!!

also re: obsession ,, i’m sure ppl have been saying this but the main character definitely looked like that guy right .

if i layer 50 spf sunscreen on top of 15 spf moisturiser do i get 60 spf total or a dunce hat

mums after you get actually angry from their purposeful ragebaiting that you told them to stop doing several times

#NIKKIFREEMAN: lying is the most fun a girl can have

fuck id kill for some good chicken and rice soup rn