Jamie Smith

n a t i o n a l i s e e v e r y t h i n g

@tomclaret Haha I know right. I want the wife to be doing the interviews tbh

@jamiesmiff Most amazing part of that is that he's married!

@tomclaret need to step up mate bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Me if I was on the moon rocket rn

You can tell the right is starting to see the Greens as a threat by the constant smears. Same old attack lines again and again until they stick with idiots.

Got a Gail's Bakery Too Good To Go to try to be bougie and it's got a fucking salad in it. A salad ffs. Fuming.

@Wathey Whatever (Non) League York Play In, Corrupt As Fuck

Never a penalty in a million years, but not complaining one bit.

The 'what if down the line' campaigners have more of a point, but can we actually debate the law being put forward, not what might but might not happen down the line. It's a disgrace how the House of Lords has handled this and adds more weight to arguments for its abolition.

Britain is a secular society. Stop giving people airtime to waffle on about god and faith as if it has any real relevance to the assisted dying debate.

@ronan_bleating New Donnie Darko sequel looks shit

@LilNikkiLoo No, he's a dog. You ain't his muvva

@jamiesmiff I had my first one 4 years ago when I got Frazzle

Genuinely just seen someone refer to having their "first mother's day"... because they got a dog 🤦‍♂️

@ronan_bleating Car park will be fun am I right!

@clarethol I'm sorry... Sesh Hol can't come to the phone right now... Because she's dead! RIP Sesh Hol 💀⚰️ Nah seriously tho congrats really pleased for you both. Gutted it won't be baby Johann tho

Been keeping a little secret - this little strawb 🍓 has been keeping me away from the turf for the last few months 💖 19 weeks with a new baby claret girly coming soon! #twitterclarets

@ronan_bleating Turning up a day late. Classic women!!

@Wathey Could have killed him

Far from good enough tonight. Lack of energy and fight, second to every ball. Stones silly to give the referee a decision to make but just don't think he makes contact on either block. Ref couldn't wait to send him off imo. #ycfc

@davidallison88 At least the first two are crap anyway

Bad news on the whole but at least Traore’s back #safc

@tomclaret Bold from #PartTimeTom this 😘

L has informed me there is a Colleen Hoover movie on the way

The irony of an editor whinging at me for not checking something closely enough but calling me "James" 🙃

Your dad's new fetlife pfp just dropped