Jamison Donald

@POTUSCamacho No, I didn't know that. What's that guy's deal, anyway? Is he retarded or something? Worst con man ever.

@POTUSCamacho I mean, I don't understand... What is this guy getting out of all this? I don't even know that he filmed anybody this time.

@POTUSCamacho aaaaaand glenn lott has apparently once again disappeared into the night, taking poor bird's dreams with him.

@POTUSCamacho Also, he has a song on the local rap/r&b station called "text freak"

@POTUSCamacho Remember a con man by the name of Glenn Lott? He's got my friend Bird signed on to host a very familiar-sounding music show.

@POTUSCamacho I know, guy. I know they're different thing. The joke was a play on the acronyms. You kill me.

@Cheficus Well, I finally figured out how to use twitter on my much-prefered viigo rss reader thingie, so... yes?

@POTUSCamacho All my favorite portables feature Adjustable Rate Mortgages. Should be a sound investment.

@POTUSCamacho apparent this newly married couple's best man secretly rigged up their bed to report when they use it, how long, hard, etc

This is rapidly becoming old news as far as internet time goes, but anyone not following @newlywedsontjob needs to. Shit is great.

@POTUSCamacho it would have been nice to have you there.

@POTUSCamacho it was good. Strippers. Alcohol. Got to hang with parkman. I dunno. I should've stayed longer, I think.

I float.

@POTUSCamacho HA!

@POTUSCamacho Oh wait, I see his message. Livingstooooooooooon

@POTUSCamacho I added him earlier and got an email saying that he's following me now, but I don't know wtf a mention is. I prefer mentos.

@POTUSCamacho Bah. Breasts, alcohol, and good friends. That's where it's at.

@POTUSCamacho jesus, that's massive. I suppose it keeps the worst of the spammers in line. Are you coming to casey's thang this weekend?

@POTUSCamacho See, this thing let me send it and told me the message was successfully tweeted. Ah well. 1000 tweets, or characters?

@POTUSCamacho anyway, I'm using ubertwitter on my blackberry. It's a bit stilted (like most bb things). I'm glad parkman told me you're here