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Team USA 🥇🏒🍑⛸️⛷️

Sure, Jan.

First look at Emma Roberts returning as Madison Montgomery in ‘AMERICAN HORROR STORY’ Season 13. Premieres this September.

Every person in power is insider trading and scalping wealth while the nation is slowly dying. The odds of correctly guessing a coin flip 16 times in a row is 1 in 65,536 or 0.001526%

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

all I wanna do is play Pokémon and get ______ ____.

@KeystoneLite716 thank you sexyyyyyy 🫶🏻

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pillow princess 🪴🐈‍⬛🌙

rep*blicans on Grindr:

This MAJORLY calls into question why Trump posted “Praise be to Allah” on Easter cause Kalshi had a 0.1% chance Trump would post the word “Allah” on Sunday and he did and one person made out HUGE…

I’m so moonpilled. I’m lunarmaxxing.

For those hoping for a last minute 25th amendment, or Congressional action today: I’d remind you that the VP is currently in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally, and is not present to convene the US cabinet. And Congress stands in recess. The guardrails are off.

Wireless Festival has been cancelled after the British Government banned Kanye West from entering the United Kingdom.

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

she didn’t even need a single background dancer she was tearing up the stage!! starving for it!

feliz páscoa!

they should invent a job where you just suck dick and it pays the same as a software engineer

Metric and Brie Larson performing Black Sheep in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

sold the giant prop tits from my @slayyyter collab to some dude on fb marketplace a few months ago glad to know they’ve found a loving home <3