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Dry stone walls. They look haphazard, there's nothing holding them together, they seem ill suited for their purpose yet somehow they're still standing. I wonder why I'm so drawn to them. It's a mystery.

@nmaddo first second ball of 2026 happy new year

Keen second ball fans know that's a really early first mention, suggests we're going to outperform the xSB here #boro @nmaddo

@Lostfootballs Lough Gash, Co. Clare

@BBCTeesSport could you please not update the prem scores - they don't directly affect us and some of us like to watch MOTD without knowing. Or at very least issue a 'look away now'

@johninho53 @BBCTeesSport Still the case. Hello @BBCTeesSport ?

@BBCTeesSport Why is there no commentary from the ground on the MFC app?

What are we going for, Boro fans? 🔮 #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

@nmaddo @BBCTeesSport I love owt like that me

@jamspangle @BBCTeesSport You know I love a 2nd ball a bang and a Whallop UTFB

@BBCTeesSport feels like a while since we had a @nmaddo 'BANG!'.

@Boro_Breakdown It's such a refreshing change to not feel like the game is done the moment we go behind

Unbeaten run continues 👊🏼 What’s your 𝙆𝙚𝙮 𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙩 from a crazy afternoon for the #Boro? Let us know below 🗣️⤵️

@BBCTeesSport the Deepdale duck isn't dead, but we winged it at least. #boro

@BBCTeesSport the Deepdale duck is alive and well.

@BBCTeesSport Targett bangs it bang on target @nmaddo #boro

@Lostfootballs school fete today and when I sloped off to find a secluded spot for a sly smoke...

@_jonnyb1 Carrick:- 'Next season starts now' *picks up phone and calls all male relatives to see if any fancy a coaching job*

If this is the case, let’s get to work 📝

@BBCTeesSport @nmaddo for specialist second ball coach. Sign him up #boro

@BBCTeesSport I don't even care. That's what Carrick has done.

Thoughts? 💭 FT: 🔴 Boro 0-0 Norwich 🟡 🔗 bbc.in/Boro #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

@BBCTeesSport I'm wearing the 'second balls' klaxon out here @nmaddo

@BBCTeesSport is @nmaddo moonlighting and working a checkout while doing analysis? #boro

@eruditebaboon Oh thank god. I only ventured in here to check on this. See you on the other side!

It begins. Follow my horrifying journey at bsky.app/profile/patchw…

@reptracker FAO @secondc

Finn Azaz that is absolutely magic!🤌🏼🇮🇪