James

Max Dowman has GCSE triple science tomorrow and he's won more premier leagues than Steven Gerrard.

When Bristol City come knocking

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

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@PortisheadTown Love it Deano 🖤🤍👌

🚨 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙉𝙊 𝙅𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙂𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈! An exciting and familiar addition to Kye’s management team, Portishead Town is delighted to announce Dean Griffiths is on board as a coach for the season ahead. Deano brings a wealth of experience from his 20-year playing career and was a popular figure among players and supporters alike when playing for Posset. Fantastic to have you back at Bristol Road @DeanoGriff1 ! ⚽️ #uptheposset 🤍🖤

@PortisheadTown Great stuff. A quality player… brilliant on the ground and in the air 👌

🚨𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟮𝟳! Portishead Town are absolutely delighted to announce that Ollie Woodhouse has committed to the club ahead of the 2026/27 season. The classy defender rejoined Posset for his secord spell with the club in August last year, signing from Taunton Town. Ollie went on to make 44 appearances last term, anchoring a defence that kept 21 clean sheets. An absolute Rolls-Royce of a defender, retaining his services is a massive boost for the campaign ahead. Thank you to the Harrington family, who will be sponsoring Ollie for the upcoming season! #uptheposset 🤍🖤

@coryscoys @ConLJohnston Good job he didn’t lightly pull his hair - would have been straight down the tunnel for that

@ConLJohnston I’m sorry. But I am sick of these decisions. How the fuck is that any different from Xavi on VVD earlier in season? Officiating in this league is a complete shitshow. But I genuinely believe teams get reffed different, players too. Hate the game now.

Yeah that’s just a yellow 🤡

Beyond embarrassing

Oh Antoine 😍😍😍

@BristolCity RIP Jimmy True BCFC legend ❤️🤍

283 appearances 👏 1976 promotion winner ⭐️ One of the Ashton Gate Eight ❤️ Rest in Peace to a Bristol City legend. ❤️

@PortisheadTown @EthanFeltham Yes @EthanFeltham 💪💪 Things you love to see 🖤🤍

⚽️ 𝙁𝙀𝙇𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙈 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙎! Portishead Town are over the moon to announce that striker @EthanFeltham has committed to remain with the club for the 2026/27 season. Ethan struck a hat-trick on his posset debut against Odd Down back at the start of the 2023/24 season, and he has never looked back. He went on to hit a record breaking 55 goals in that first season and now sits on an incredible 107 goals in 122 appearances. Joint top scorer again this season, with 21, Ethan has been an essential part of the unprecedented success that Posset has enjoyed. Portishead through and through, Ethan’s tenacious spirit, pace and power have always made him a fan favourite and the posset army will be delighted to have our number 9 back in the squad for the new season. #uptheposset 🤍🖤

@PortisheadTown Well played Eamonn Sewn the seeds 🖤🤍

Portishead Town can confirm that Eamonn Daly has stepped down from his first-team coaching duties to focus entirely on his role as Head of Senior Football. Eamonn joined the club as manager ahead of the 2018/19 season. His initial mission was to build a strong foundation for a team that had consistently struggled near the bottom of the table. Implementing a clear strategic plan, Eamonn focused on recruiting dedicated young players with excellent fundamental qualities. He championed a clear pathway from the junior ranks to the senior squad, setting high standards and expectations across the club-a challenge made even more difficult during the pandemic-interrupted seasons. At the end of the 2022/23 campaign, with those foundations firmly in place, Eamonn handed the managerial reins to Kye Mountford—a player he had originally brought to Posset. Eamonn then joined Kye's coaching staff, playing an integral role in the unprecedented period of success that followed. Alongside coaching, he accepted the position of Head of Senior Football, which will now become his sole focus. In this role, Eamonn will oversee the development pathways, culture, and philosophy for both our high-performance and social grassroots teams, ensuring a welcoming environment for all players in our community. He will also remain a vital resource for Kye and his management team, sharing his extensive skills and knowledge across the club. Director of Football, James Hughes, commented: "Eamonn, as a club we will be forever grateful to you for taking on the difficult task of laying the foundations to allow the rebuild of the first-team squad. When others walked away, you took the bull by the horns and did the hard yards. You made tough decisions, gave everything to the role, and passed on the baton when you saw how the next level could be achieved. Whilst you aren't leaving us, everyone at Portishead Town is incredibly grateful for what you have done, and what you will continue to do."

Literally that goes on at every single corner, every single week. We either get 10 pens a game or nobody ever scores from a corner ! Weak keeping

@PortisheadTown Yes Jads 💪

🚨 𝗩𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝘀 𝗢𝗻 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱! Could the night get any better? Jamie Adams has committed to Posset for the 2026/27 season. Vice-captain Adams arrived ahead of the 2025/26 season and has consistently shown his quality, versatility, and experience. Jads was an ever-present figure last season, featuring in all 50 matches to help secure the highest league finish in the club’s history. Jamie had this to say “…I still strongly believe in what this club is capable of achieving. There's a real foundation here - not just with the squad and staff, but with the supporters as well.” #uptheposset 🤍🖤 @swsportsnews

@PortisheadTown Yes Mounts 💪

𝗠𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗼 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆! Portishead Town is delighted to announce that manager Kye Mountford has committed to remain with the club ahead of the 2026/27 season. His management team of Rob Sage, Sam Bendall-Weeks, Joey Ledbury and Dave Lukins have also committed. Kye had this to say: “In football, we can’t guarantee success or winning games. However, I can promise you all that we are going to give it everything we have to get back where we think we belong.” Chairman Grant Jefferies said: “Keeping our identity as a club was key to our plans moving forward and I’m delighted that Kye has committed to continue to lead the team.” #uptheposset 🤍🖤 @swsportsnews For further details visit: portisheadtownfc.com/kye-mountford-…

@PortisheadTown Fantastic news 🥳

🚨 𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘀! We are thrilled to announce that captain Kyle Egan has committed to remain with the club for the 2026/27 season. Since joining Posset at the start of the 2023/24 season, Kyle has been an instrumental component of the Portishead side that secured back-to-back promotions. A true leader, his performance in taking step 4 by storm last season proved why he is a class act, on and off the pitch. Posset supporter will be eager to watch the skipper add to his impressive tally of 123 appearances and 48 goals for Portishead. #uptheposset 🤍🖤 @swsportsnews

This is sadly what happens when the major political parties are shit - utter utter shit !