Jana Kleinloog

@galoobzzz @TechGirlZA Poor guy. Must be feeling like a complete doos.

No matter how bad you think your day is, just be grateful that you'll never be the guy who got a ship stuck in the Suez Canal 🚢 A traffic jam that costs billions erryday 📶 Dumb smart devices 💻 How to get out of a #Zoom call #BytesizedZA @TechGirlZA

[Mouse the office 🐭] A: I'm bringing a MOUSETRAP from home. I can't do this anymore. B: OMG...What the hell do you do with a 'MOUSE-STRAP'?? A: You have a dirty, dirty mind 😉 #thingsyouhearinagencies @AgencyQuotes

A: Jana, can I STORM your brain...? B: WOW! You should be glad HR didn't hear that... #thingsyouhearinagencies @AgencyQuotes

@galoobzzz Oh my word....this is how my kids talk Jade! I don't understand a f*&^*(king word they're saying.

This made me laugh

@williamcrawley @galoobzzz @zibu_zethu @ClaireSebastiao 😂

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

@TAKEALOT Thanks @TAKEALOT for lying to me on DM. All I wanted to know was whether you'll be delivering my son's gift. I could have cancelled the order and bought it somewhere else. NOT COOL!!

@janakleinloog Hi, we responded to your DM.

Earth to @TAKEALOT - please contact me regarding order # 71098532

@TAKEALOT I've responded back. Will deliveries be made tomorrow?

@ImranBayat_SA @TAKEALOT Amazing!! thanks sooo much 🙏

How disgusting & inhumane are people that are price gouging the basic necessities like hand sanitiser & masks. This is a time of crisis. People are desperate. And don’t give me the nonsense of supply & demand. We are talking about lives here! #Covid19 #CoronaVirusSA #CoronaVirus

@TAKEALOT @ImranBayat_SA Please can someone from Takealot respond to my query. I've Tweeted, Facebook'd and tried your website for two days now and I'm not getting a response.

@ImranBayat_SA You are most welcome.

@galoobzzz Nooooooo.....(hyperventilating)

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@TAKEALOT anyone out there?? Been trying to make contact but it's going into a black hole.

@watkykjy What an entitled ignoramus! Kudos to you for being kind to the man.

@janakleinloog She made me really, really angry. I just had a friendly chat with the guy who was old enough to be my dad and made some jokes at the woman's expense, but I could see his dignity was hurt by her shittyness. Horribly human.

"We are in this together" - it seems that we're not. SA turned into a bunch of selfish cunts overnight. I had to tell an entitled white lady that she was a fucking cow for asking a bag packer "Where is your mask?!" whilst not wearing one herself.

I'm a bi-polar bitch, but I have a kind heart. #whatmysistersaid

The perfect mix according to #PwCOutlook Have access to the right technology ✔ Have excellent content ✔ Serve in a cost effective manner ✔ Engage the audience ✔ The audience must trust the brand ✔ The opportunities are endless! 🚀🚀🚀 @enriquedurban (🌺) @pwc_za

@DigitalTrends Can I have these implanted into my ears? :-)

These are the best true wireless earbuds for 2019.

Segments with large growth rates in 2019 - 2023 ➡️ VR, E-Sport, Video Games, Internet, Music and Podcasts. #PwCOutlook @pwc_za

Data consumption via Smartphone overtook other portables (laptops, fixed broadband, tablets) in 2018 #PwCOutlook

Overall digital spend to exceed non-digital in 2019 (FOR THE FIRST TIME) #PwCOutlook