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people who are smarter than me: if you were to lay in a pool full of hand lotion, do you sink or float? #polls #science #DumbassQuestions

@FoothillTransit I just saw the 187 stop at Huntington and 2nd at 11:50am. The 270 use to leave Arcadia station every hour at 50 minutes(2:50, 5:50)but it hasn't been reliable at all.

@janaya241 We've just learned there's some sort of problem in the real-time data for some of our service, and that's probably what's causing the buses not to show online. We've got our team working on it now! They should be there in real life, though. 😕 Do you remember any dates/times?

Line 187 detours for an event 3AM-7:30PM 11/10. Closed: On Foothill: Vernon 1329 and 1332, Orange 1284 and 1287, San Gabriel 1301 and 1303 Azusa Intermodal Transit Center 177 Use: Vernon at Foothill Azusa at 9th eastbound Dalton at Foothill

@alex_is_shook "i'm not Everybody"

He’s trying to pressure me into sending nudes 🙄🙄

@theadammcintyre @theadammcintyre please please please look into FIP Warriors. Ask your vet if this is a viable option. they can't give you the medicine, but they can guide you! these shots have saved lives of cats everywhere!

hoping if this is his last few days he is even 10% as happy as what he’s made me since i got him over 3 years ago

@ginagumball @theadammcintyre yes! fipwarriors.com

@theadammcintyre ADAM!! My cat had FIP and through a network of people I was able to cure him!! It's not a complete loss of hope. idk if you can private message me, if not I can share my email w/ you to learn all about it! Milo still has a chance, esp if youre just now catching it

they’re told me tyler must have had FIP which was undiagnosed when he was put down, which milo seemingly now has, it seemed tyler passed it along to milo, and it took a few months to develop in him 😢

@theadammcintyre fipwarriors.com

@theadammcintyre there is a whole FIP network of people who have had results giving their cat's shot that were being tested for Covid. my friend's kitten had FIP and he survived! the shots are expensive and it's an intense struggle, but maybe that can help?

who shows up in your mind when you hear/see the words “the President”

@AgentPalmer that's what not having a commute an working from home will do to ya! lol

@janaya241 This seems lower than previous years...

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count: 12. My sister Mariah bombed me via instagram! #jennandmariahxmascount #onemorefortheroad

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count:11. Unwrapping gifts! #jennandmariahxmascount

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count: 8, 9, and 10. ALL CAR LISTENS!! #CAReoke #jennandmariahxmascount

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count:  7. I was Mariah bombed by my brother-in-law!!! #jennandmariahxmascount #HowDareYou #MariahBombed

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count: 6. Shopping for my Christmas tree. Of course the christmas anthem is playing! #jennandmariahxmascount #SerenadeMeMyXmasQueen

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count: 5. Driving home after the long weekend. The Queen is keeping me company. #jennandmariahxmascount #MyCatTrixieWontStopMeowing

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count: 4. I'm in Target. What do you expect #jennandmariahxmascount

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count: 3. Just pulling into Target to start shopping. The Queen wanted to come too #jennandmariahxmascount

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count: 2. I ask Alexa to play holiday favorites. I was asking for this, really. #jennandmariahxmascount #AlexaUnderstoodTheAssignment

"All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey Song listen count:1. The Christmas Queen made an appearance at our turkey day dinner #jennandmariahxmascount #SaveHerAPlate

Damn. So this whole time I coulda been telling folks I lost my virginity at 14?