Jand Boy

@martypartymusic And it’s still a shitty product

OpenAI has just closed a record-breaking $122 billion funding round at an $852 billion post-money valuation.

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@svpino @claudeai Groundhog Day

@claudeai This is great, but you need to be careful not to treat this as a complete solution for verifying your code. The system that proposes a solution shouldn't be the one trying to find its flaws. Same model, same training biases, same blind spots.

Introducing Code Review, a new feature for Claude Code. When a PR opens, Claude dispatches a team of agents to hunt for bugs.

@martypartymusic @JaneStreetGroup Dirty runts

Jane Street deletes all their X posts @JaneStreetGroup

@slashdot They want more subscriptions 😎

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Halfwits

@peter_szilagyi @wslyvh Or it may want to see how pragmatic you are. Being it’s summoner 🫣

@wslyvh I think I know why. Claude does small segments of work and then I do followup questions. Codex seem to be more self-sufficient, but that also means it derails itself and runs with it. So maybe the interrupt-y nature of Claude gets it more direction before it veers off

Today I've spent 5 hours with Codex writing an x509 wrapper. 3000 LOC with tests. I'm one hour in with Claude and it's deleting code like there's no tomorrow. > No, you don't need it. It's a textbook unnecessary abstraction. Was told Codex is good, it's a complexity generator.

@RitaPanahi Confidence in political intelligence is what sustains the illusion. A finance minister ignorant of her own brief exposes the system for exactly what it is: a sham.

We're fukt.

@CaptToblerone Gm Good afternoon 🧡💛 Have a fabulous day Captain 🤩

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@Codeward1 @bigcjat No audit of the code 😭

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@CaptToblerone Good afternoon 🧡💛

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@CaptToblerone GM Good evening 🧡💛

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@slashdot Milking gonads season incoming 🐄🐮

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@CaptToblerone GM GM GM Good evening 🧡💛

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@martypartymusic They are coming to eat at the Bullrun table.

Wall Street banking giant JPMorgan is forecasting a continuation and potential acceleration of capital inflows into the cryptocurrency market in 2026, driven increasingly by institutional investors following a record year in 2025. Analysts at the firm say the trend underscores growing confidence in digital assets as a legitimate investment class. According to JPMorgan’s latest research, total capital flowing into crypto markets reached nearly $130 billion in 2025, marking a roughly one-third increase from 2024 and setting a new annual record. This announcement followed Nikolaos Panigirtzoglou, Managing Director of Global Market Strategy at JPMorgan, and his team’s public assertion that the projected surge in institutional investment activities for this year should be primarily driven by newly released crypto regulations, such as the Clarity Act in the United States. Additionally, with these regulations present in the market, the JPMorgan executive claimed that more institutions will demonstrate heightened interest in embracing the use of cryptocurrencies and improve crypto-related activities like crypto venture capital funding, mergers and acquisitions, and initial public offerings in significant sectors comprising stablecoin issuers, payment firms, exchanges, wallet providers, blockchain infrastructure, and custody services. IMO: They are coming for the CEXs

@NCashOfficial @CryptoBullGod Nuke it, slaughter all the ETF’s !

⚠️ MAJOR CRYPTO WARNING 🚨 Listen, I want regulations for this space, without them crypto doesn't reach it's full potential. However the most recent draft of the CLARITY Act MUST BE boycotted. It's essentially a backdoor for banks to become the puppeteer of cryptos future. They are trying to strip stablecoin yield down to nothing, this would be an absolute blow to DeFi as well as the entire industry. Anyone cheering for this bill with this new information coming out is clearly anti-crypto and pro-banks.

@TheCryptoDog @BryceWeiner @miragemunny Yeah 🔥

@BryceWeiner @miragemunny One thing AI will never be able to do is hit the blunt when you pass

seriously, the slop reply bots are the worst they have ever been … it is alarming, at this point

@CaptToblerone Good morning morning 🧡💛 Many rivers to cross ..

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