Jane Belfry

Love texting my 24 yo friend “what’s the move tn bro”

@christocollins 😭😭😭

@justbrad I did this on a 13 hour wifi-less plane ride

Admiring this woman next to me on my flight who’s perfectly entertained playing solitaire and I’m hoping this is what life after Twitter might be like for all of us

You don’t Nomi

@kendramorous It’s just one for looking at!! 🥲

enough wassily chairs!!!! do you not want your guests to be comfy in your home?!?

The models making the most consistent $ are commercial models - the models making the most consistent $ are commercial models - I shout every day during fashion week and the fashion week shadow period

Euro trip fit check 🇫🇷🇮🇹

It’s the part of the family trip where I’ve had enough mushroom gummies to ask everyone’s birth times 🔮

@notfolu 🥲

@janebelfry about…half?

In my milf era* (*getting propositioned by deranged 24 year olds)

@brantweezy Yeah I’ve got an elderly neighbor it’s in her way too on an already narrow street, these things are menaces

@janebelfry I tried everything. I may head to a council office to complain about them. Don’t wanna be a snitch, but we have disabled folks in my neighborhood and them scooters are in the way.

How tf do you get rid of those stupid Lime scooters someone left three in front of my house SOS

@SamuelBrewsef The C*ck?

hope the straight dude I met last night who told me he was going to a party called “FIST” at the scariest most degenerate gay club I’ve ever been to is ok rn

Registries for weddings make no sense, someone must revolutionize break-up/divorce registries

Doing the work

I love being the most overdressed person in Los Angeles county

The MN✈️NY✈️LA pipeline @justbrad

At the crypto.com arena just looking for a wine list

I don’t need pre-workout, just the one year ago “to discuss in therapy” notes app screenshot my iPhone memories just showed me