Janelle Bernard

Dodgers!!!!!

Is it bad that my first thought upon waking up this morning was "What am I going to eat for lunch?". It was 6am.

The Princess Bride might be the best movie ever

Friends. It holds up.

Love the excitement of March Madness. Hate seeing these kids cry when their teams lose

I did two workouts today. That means I get to drink whiskey without guilt, right?

Maureen Maher never met an ugly jacket she didn't like

@Andy Just me or is there discernible hostility between you & Tom Sandoval?

Eva Longoria is pretty damn smart. I should probably follow her.

@Andy Thank you for this tweet. Now I know I should watch it on the west coast!

Watching "Bridesmaids" and am reminded of how amazing Melissa McCarthy is