janewells

The time of year when normal food runs out and my yard becomes a salad bar.

An oldie but goodie from #Covid

@Frankster1044 Thank you Frank! You warm my heart with this. And you’re right, once I get to be 15… anything I would’ve written could and would be used against me.

Jane, I love your diaries from 1973, 1974, and 1975. If I were Jim, I would be sad that I let you get away. What I really want to know is what happened in 1976 and 1977. I'm guessing those were the years when you decided your innermost thoughts would best be kept to yourself? I miss you on CNBC, but hope that you are having the time of your life with your kids and grandkids. Thanks for keeping us all still laughing at Jane from 50+ years ago. I wish I had kept a diary so that I could remember what I was doing back then! Best wishes to you and your family!

#My1970sDiary March 21, 1973,74,75 I’m so upset that Jim ignored me that I confess it all to another boy. BUT WAIT. WHAT? In 1974, in 8th grade, Mr. “A” (who?) “tried to make me sit in some baby powder.” What the… why? To be fair, I could be obnoxious and disrespectful…

This may have been a legitimate act of revenge. Bonus points in upper left for noting Bach’s birthday.

@ItsWhoYouKnow_ It never does.

@janewells This won’t end well.

#My1970sDiary March 20, 1973,74,75 Kinda rough. I miss out on Disneyland because it’s raining. I only get the EASIEST problem wrong on my algebra test. And after insisting that I don’t Iike Jim anymore, I ask him if he’d like me to walk with him. He blows me off. Then…

I didn’t think #ChuckNorris could die. I figured death would ChuckNorris #RIP

@TexasAlum Yes! Same to you!

@janewells I hope you’re doing well and having fun!

Streakers! Woody Allen! Harry Truman! A dog named Horace! And I convince myself I don’t like Jim, the older boy I DID like, very much. #My1970sDiary week 11.

Thank you @TSA for working today at #SeaTac !

@RiskLiteracyUS We’re looking for a very awkward looking 12-year-old girl with a big mouth.

@janewells I'm thinking Kristen Bell could play you if NetFlix picks this up for 3 seasons. Diary>>>>>>Retirement. ;-)

#My1970sDiary March 19, 1973,74,75 — how many times do I mention Jim? My favorite entry is 1974 in jr high where I name a streaker (redacted) who got suspended, and then students staged a sit in “because they thought it wasn’t fair.” In ‘75 I hope Jim notices I’m ignoring him!

@woxofcavu @GrayConnolly Not worthy!!

@GrayConnolly @janewells Early years Anya Taylor-Joy, later years Michelle Pfeiffer.

# My1970sDiary — more redactions than Nixon. March 18, 1973,74,75 Church. Lakers. Streakers. And redactions — because things were either embarrassing to others, or I was mean. I could be mean…

Thank you, @TSA for showing up to work today at SBP!

@garygi #Dork

@janewells It's the 70's Jane and you should have used Right On--what a dweeb.

#My1970sDiary March 17, 1973,74,75 As an 11-year-old, I see a movie at the University of Redlands — my sister was a student there — about The Rapture. This is VERY 1970s. #TheLateGreatPlanetEarth. I’m also getting a puppy, whom I will name Horace, because I thought that was…

The most hilarious name in history. Sorry if that’s your name. As a 12-year-old, I attend an exciting victory of the Lakers over the Knicks at the Fabulous Forum, (earlier,my mom and sister went to see “Sleeper,” which is still very funny, even if Woody Allen isn’t). And…