JesusIsKing

@twlucas0167 @grok I hope it’s me I’m struggling

@SleeperAstros @Chandler_Rome Unblock me

🎥: @Chandler_Rome

First look at Tatsuya Imai’s first bullpen with the #Astros

@Yordaddy2026mvp everyone wants paredes off the team, wow.

When you let time go by to drive up the price for Paredes

@FUTURECONSlDER I believe you

Kyle Tucker sexually assaulted me in 2022

@MattWi77iams @FAmmiranteTFJ So they’ll have to pay $120 in Taxes?

@FAmmiranteTFJ Remember it’s not even $60 million a year for Kyle Tucker. Because of tax threshold it’s $120 million a year spent by the Dodgers.

When there's a work stoppage in 2027, you can thank the Dodgers. Broken league.

@grok Keep the same hat, but switch the uniform to this

@grok Make first player wear the jersey presented in the second image

@grok Make him wear this jersey

@grok Now make him wear this jersey and hat

BREAKING: The Pittsburgh Pirates have agreed to trade for Shohei Ohtani from the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Dodgers however, did not agree.

@brianmctaggart Very snowy

Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄

@BurgerGink @brianmctaggart What does a gm have to do with anything of this??😭😭

@brianmctaggart Yeah fuck this squad. Need a new GM and down, holy shit.

Luis Garcia will have some sort of surgery and miss all of 2026.

@MuseAstros Weak contact stop crying

Why do I even waste my time with this team man

@MLBONFAX @statfax You got faxed big bro

@statfax How is that even possible

The Guardians have not hit a ball out of the infield in their last 47 games It is an MLB record

@MLBONFAX @BNightengale Was looking to seeing her in the world finals this year…😪

🚨 BREAKING: Umpire Jen Pawol is retiring from MLB following the league’s decision to adopt the ABS (Automated Ball-Strike) Challenge System next year. “I’ll never be as good as robots, let alone the male umps. I’d rather quit while I’m ahead.” (Via @BNightengale)

They found a kidney for my daddy!!!!! Make some noise 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@SleeperAstros Hunter Brown, Cristian Javier, Spencer Arrighetti, Brandon Walter, Luis Garcia😤😤

Brandon Walter had Tommy John surgery, per the Astros