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@conquertheno Vanilla extract. That's when I knew I needed help

Which alcohol was it for you?

@GillibertLuc @ManaByte I'm missing something. It says it's not destroyed, and removing the cheat will let it boot normally. 🤔🤔🤔

@ManaByte I want to see a judge deciding that you can destroy private property if it is cheating hardware. These things are legally sold. I hate cheaters, but I still think private compagnies should not be allowed to destroy your hardware. You break CGUs? They can ban you, nothing more..

Let’s walk through how that courtroom drama plays out: Cheater: "Your Honor, Riot bricked my $6,000 PC!" Riot: "Actually, we just updated Vanguard to enforce standard Windows IOMMU security protocols. If they unplug the illegal hardware cheat device from their motherboard, the PC boots perfectly fine." Judge: "Wait, so your computer works, but your specialized cheating hardware doesn't?" Cheater: "Yes! It’s property damage!" Judge: [Bangs gavel so hard it breaks] "Case dismissed. Pay Riot's legal fees." You cannot sue a company because their security system successfully detected your exploit. Riot didn't destroy anything; they just rendered a cheating device useless for cheating. If you spent thousands of dollars on a DMA card just to click on heads in Valorant, your only legal recourse is to sue your parents for giving birth to someone so stupid.

One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly. But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly... because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

@PhilboBagginsX @toys_retro Came here to post this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@toys_retro Already been done.

@BlackLabelAdvsr @raggis087 No, realistic. Take the blinders off. 🤔🤔🤔🙄🙄🙄

@raggis087 Triggered?

My first job paid me $6.25/hour. And I appreciated every cent I made. When I see the wages Target and Costco pays I smile. Gen Z has no idea how good they have it. What did you get paid at your first job?

@ronsterd89 I had one of those, got it the year they came out. Really neat camera, but expensive film!

Found this while going through my mother-in-law’s belongings—anyone know what it is?

@nicknow @mjsimpsonfilms @rawespresso Also, my privilege as a white, male, and eventually older removed so many obstacles. It took a long time for me to realize that - I used to think that if I could do it then anyone could.

I have a mortgage and kids and a wife. But I’ve also been building up optionality since I was 22. We’re not talking about not working or never working, we’re talking about doing different work. If you are 40s/50s maybe it’s too late for ya. But hopefully this serves as a warning to people starting out today - make ALL choices in a way that increases, rather than decreases, your optionality and flexibility.

Most people will spend their entire weekend recovering from a job they're going to spend Monday dreading. Saturday goes on chores you couldn't do during the week — the food shop, the laundry, the parents' phone calls, the car wash. Sunday goes on resting enough to make Monday survivable, then dreading Monday from about 4pm onwards. The actual leisure — the genuine free time, when you do something you'd choose if money wasn't a factor — is maybe four hours of a 168-hour week. Most people accept this for 50 years and don't actually enjoy a single one of those years.

@nicknow @mjsimpsonfilms @rawespresso You're assuming everyone is in a position to even have a chance to make those choices.

@lady_valor_07 For me, disappointment . The only time I had them the soggy bottom ruined it for me

What’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@nicknow @rawespresso And then what? Not everyone can get a job they will enjoy endlessly. I spent 46 years, nearly all of it at a job that was challenging and interesting, but after a few decades its glow had faded.

@rawespresso This sounds awful. If this your life you should quit your job immediately.

@brockpierson I'm old!

First thing that comes to your mind when you see this

@r_u_thinking @Katrina_Lexxa @ashleyschendel Fair enough.

@japeyelnoc @Katrina_Lexxa @ashleyschendel If you take advantage of credit card perks, you have to keep them on you. I get a 5% discount at Target but only if I use my Target card, so I keep it on me. Same kind of thing with Tractor Supply, Best Buy, etc.

Very rarely will you need to buy your husband a new wallet, but when that day comes, it is somehow a major household decision and you cannot screw it up. Men will carry the same wallet for 20 years with the corners falling apart and still say it’s fine. So this is not the moment for creativity. Slim, durable, leather if he’s a leather guy, metal if he already likes that kind of thing. Do not surprise a man with a weird wallet.

@uscfan981 It has roads leading back out. 🤔🤔🤔

Say something nice about New Jersey.

@james_xond Other humans

What do you think is the biggest reason humanity still can’t live peacefully together?

@Katrina_Lexxa @PatsSoxFreedom @ashleyschendel My first wife was blonde - very smart, but somehow the blonde still happens! 🤣🤣🤣

@PatsSoxFreedom @japeyelnoc @ashleyschendel OH...bills...not bills! Excuse the blonde hair....

@TheExtremeMusi1 Cake. 🤔🤔🤔 Well, it qualifies.

Make a band edible I'll start: Fleetwood Mac & Cheese

@Katrina_Lexxa @ashleyschendel Agreed. My Dad carried his in a front pocket, AND kept it thin. I did the same, and my sons do, too. The thick wallet is nuts - nobody NEEDS to carry that much. Couple of cards, insurance cards, license, a few bills, and my emergency info - quite enough.

@ashleyschendel I never did understand wallets anyway. How can one sit comfortably with that thick thing in their back pocket.

@Friyaneb How did you calculate the success rate? I think there's only a 0.0000000000000237% chance you can explain it. 🤔🤔🤔

Only for mathematician 0.0000001% will be successed...

@Ainigma777 @nxt888 Which god? Odin? Zeus? Shiva? There's so many. 🤔🤔🤔 Or do they each get part of the world? Shiva gets India, the Mormon one gets North America, etc?

@nxt888 When a whole nation or people suffer collectively, it is the judgment of God. People don't like that, but no one can do anything about it other than repent and turn to God for deliverance and mercy. Those who are hardened keep suffering.

Coming here was not the crime. Staying by force was. Taking land by treaty and then breaking every treaty was. Confining people to reserves was. Withholding food as a political weapon was. Running schools designed to destroy languages, cultures, and families was. Deliberately annihilating the food supply of a people you had just signed a treaty promising to protect was. Nobody put you on trial for the boat ride.

@Simi_2210_ 4

If you solve this correctly, your IQ deserves applause Can you solve?