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Compiler: 2 errors, 5 warnings Me: add a semicolon & re-compile Compiler: 431 errors, 1564 warnings Me:

It rained, everyone got wet. Alhamdulillah

@tohir_eth I think it applies to homemade coffee too 😁

We all know this is sponsored by coffee shop owners. 20+ quid a on coffee. A cup is okay for a day.

It was never meant to go home #fifaworldcup

@tohir_eth Sorry, bro. I got caught up with projects and totally forgot. Is this weekend okay?

@japharr I did not see you again

It was a battle of the colonisers #fifaworldcuphaa

Why do potholes exist? Do potholes have the right to exist? Do you have your answers? Just lock it there. Now replace potholes with Israel.

One interesting thing about cycling at small hours is that the traffic lights are more of a suggestion than an obstruction. PS: don't quote me 😜

You don’t see this everyday

So, let me tell you the story of a man who was suffering from an incessant cold and catarrh, went to a store, and bought a bucket of ice yoghurt. The end!

You saw the red flags, you ignored. Now flags have turned to bed sheets you’re vexing.

@BishopPOEvang @Olayiwolaakanb5 The chamber is just a pathway, they’ll steal what lies behind that wall

@Olayiwolaakanb5 they can hardly steal this without you knowing

The Nigeria constitution industry should adopt this fast.

When life gives you lemon, reject it and ask for organic honey

@Nhobodyy @yabaleftonline I no think the thin' don hard reach this level you carry am go

@yabaleftonline I don't understand 🤔 bike man no be human being? Make he dey waka naked because he dey ride bike? He's making money and he can put on whatever likes...

She went out twinning with her bike man 😂

It's finished!

Sunderland wants to go to Europa... interesting!

A technical report is just technical documentation with a storyline.

Everybody is a commissioner on TikTok

Yakubu Manage!

Rain will just be falling as if it has no other plans

I saw a fox!