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@AokoOtieno_ He is doing something with his life not like you milayas

Abuya anapika kwa bafu, ndio maana niliacha kujibizana na yeye Mamake has to terrorise villagers usiku, snatching destinies ndio amtumie unga na Nyamira Bus Kazi ni kuoa mamboch na driving jalopy as Taxi Unfit to even wipe my clit after I pee Small pricked Orangutan 🚮

@abuyamasta Ofcourse this is true,huyo ni coca addict given to her by yours truly kwa sababu

Aoko alienda rehab akawadanganya alienda kusoma out of the country.

@AokoOtieno_ @abuyamasta Eish one milaya down

@abuyamasta Mtu nililala na yeye Vs you 👇 Meaning even my vagina has better taste than your existence Dwarf in mind and stature. Shukuru mungu kuna women desperate enough to fuck cringy midgets your ilk Insulting Kikuyus will not make your pockets, relevance, dick or height GROW! Guok

So wewe unadhani kulala na wanasiasa kwa choo za bunge ndio influence?

@Gustavo__254 When someone tries hard to show people they are actually doing well it has a deep psychological cover up for inadequacy

I used to pray for times like this

@JoshOO1J I know better than to criticize madam wa kiswahili

@japhetbett Do you know better?

Ruto naye hajui how to hold a wine glass na anahang out na world leaders jameni😭😂Kwani ni uji?

@amenya_nelson So you have printed that system qma tutao kwa mapua yako? Unatuonanga macore yako sindio?

A new system of governance that it will never matter who is president anymore.

@Osama_otero Kijana mshenzi kama comedy yake

Kina Propesa walienda wapi jameni?

@ivymuthe Hivi ndio mtu huolewa alafu mnamsho his man should treat him like this and that because of her worth, mdanganye kabisaa

Marion Naipei appeared on Obinna’s show and pulled over 200,000 views in less than 24 hours. Does this girl even realize how massive that is? Does she understand how much money Obinna is going to make from her appearance? Does she fully grasp the level of influence she now has?Someone needs to reach out to her and explain her true worth. She is now a brand. This is the perfect time to rebrand herself, monetize her lifestyle, and capitalize on the huge attention she’s getting from Kenyans right now.Marion Naipei should stop playing around with this fame. Convert it into money as fast as possible. Learn from Diana Marua.

@bevalynekwambo3 Huyo ni Embarambamba kwa ngombe

Veterinaries on my tl, ng'ombe ikikua uneasy halafu inajirusha chini tena inaamka, tena inajirusha chini, nini inaweza kua shida?

@Kibet_bull Enda maandamano they need to know you bwana,they can't delay things for you

Breaking News Kevin Kiarie’s interview on JK Live deleted by Citizen TV. A call from a top government official???

@amenya_nelson Usijali si mko na yenu huko France ama?

Statehouse inakaa hao zile za sharp boys na magypsum kila corner na LED lights.

@wanjirunjira Donors be sleeping on their job nowadays

Guys, have a situation here. The 11 people that were arrested at the #KickFranceOutofAfrica protests are now being separated into different police stations, we need as many lawyers on the TL to head to central police station for legal solidarity.🙏🏿🙏🏿 #RutoMustGo

@LarryMadowo Ofcourse Larry thinks he js better and well known compared to macron

“What’s your name?” a Kenyan kid asks the French president. “Emmanuel,” he answers while on a run with 🐐 Eliud Kipchoge

@Mwafreeka Yes woke mother fuckers,kina nani sijui nyakundi et al

Too many over woke clowns. They angry at Eliud for jogging? They angry at Bien a musician at the top of his game for having dinner with a world leader? Mad at Ombachi for cooking for a world leader? Fuck these over woke SELECTIVE OUTRAGE motherfuckers 🤬🤬

@C_NyaKundiH Haukualikwa unataka kulia,fyi kumi bila break,let's see if it's chatbots which will vote..ground tuko sawa na rais

The X prefects have been under siege, yetu macho tu! They told everyone, “Do not clean Ruto’s mess,” but the same people are attending his events, sitting in his summits, smiling for photos, giving him audience, giving him legitimacy, and helping polish the same image they claim should not be cleaned. It is very easy to set rules for everyone else, but the real test is whether you can live by those rules when access, invitations, cameras and proximity to power are placed in front of you.

@harrysreup Ungepanda tu gari yako Mr woke

Got into a matatu without my headphones so I'm frying my braincells listening Maina and King'ang'i. Retard 1: "Happy mother's day kwa wanaume wako na umama" Retard 2 (co-host): *dies of laughter *Ad break *Worst song you've ever heard "Good times and great hits🔥"

@abuyamasta It's sample bwana,assemble kwani ni gari

Women be calling Asamoh ugly but in reality Asamoh has assembled almost half of tl women.

@Bookten8 Hiyo yako pekekea shiko akauza 2500 as his 'original '

Air Force nimekua nikubuy 2k nimeenda Nike Store nikaambiwa ni 45K Kwani Hio ya 2k haikuundwa USA?

@gloria_orwoba Party loyalty is the most important thing,wewe enda mahali unataka

How can he revoke her nomination? Nyamu embodies EVERYTHING that William Ruto stands for. He is proud of her.