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If you disagree with anything I say you're an extreme MAGA republican
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Tie Dyed American
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Tie Dyed American
@jared_shaffer
11 time radio contest winner.
Dallas, TX Katılım Temmuz 2012
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So you're telling me anyone can just buy a pair of scrubs?
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Name a quarterback who would be viewed completely differently with one ring.
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@ChipotleTweets allow me to propose the chipotle family style bowl
Tie Dyed American@jared_shaffer
@ChipotleTweets it's high time we talk about your bowls. The container is too dang small! Want to mix up your food? No shot. Eat without your lettuce falling out? No way. Doubling protein and rice? Not gonna fit.
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@ChipotleTweets it's high time we talk about your bowls. The container is too dang small! Want to mix up your food? No shot. Eat without your lettuce falling out? No way. Doubling protein and rice? Not gonna fit.
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So y'all are telling me the fabric isnt pronounced GO T-REX?
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Adam Scott joining Parks and Recreation mid run is one of those rare late additions that completely clicks. Ben Wyatt starts as the straight man and ends up becoming the emotional anchor. Low key one of the show’s best moves.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Name a character/ actor whose introduction dramatically improved a show.
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@upstatefederlst The school has a 10/10 rating and crime in that neighborhood is 3x lower than the city average so what's your point?
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> Go to google maps.
> Walk down the street to the public school.
> Zoom in on playground.
> Ah.
Kurt Steiner@Kurt_Steiner
Milwaukee. 309k. 1735 square feet. Good neighborhood. Go Midwest young man.
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@michelletandler Why is it in the best interest of US citizens to force a regime change in Iran? And how do we know what the regime change will be and who it will be?
Manny conservatives oppose this war, not just Mamdani...
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The Mayor of NYC stands with the Iranian regime.
The regime that funds terror, hangs Gays, kills women for showing their hair, and just killed 30,000 of their own citizens.
Let that sink in...
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war. Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace. I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution. Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.
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In Europe wondering if these people know what Young Sheldon is? Georgie would kill it out here
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@arianajasmine__ So he privatized a public sector job? Nice!
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Zohran launched $30/hr snow-shoveling jobs with $45/hr overtime, and Republicans mocked him.
Not only were sidewalks completely cleared within a day, but he did exactly what taxes are intended to do: take taxpayer money and invest it in people while producing results that benefit everyone.
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@TheXMatriarch @TheAtomicBagel You literally said it's the ONE thing. So what do you say to couples waiting until marriage to have sex? There's a lot of emotional connection and emotional availability that I would never give to a female coworker. So "theoretically" there's actually a lot I wouldn't do.
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@TheAtomicBagel Sex is not the only differentiating factor, but it is the only thing that you theoretically wouldn’t do with someone aside from your own spouse.
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Sex is the ONE THING that separates the relationship you have with your wife/girlfriend and the relationship you have with a coworker of the opposite sex or your best friend. Sex is literally what makes your relationship different. It’s what makes it special. And it’s the glue that holds it all together!
When a couple has a strong sexual relationship, they’re more united across the board. They parent kids better. They coordinate schedules better. They compromise on points of disagreement better. They have more fun outside the bedroom because they know how to connect and have fun inside the bedroom!!!
It’s that important!
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I wish there was one food I could eat every day that could alone meet all my nutritional needs perfectly. No meal prep, no cooking, no wandering through the grocery store each week. Just one item to keep stocked. Eat it 3x a day, every day, without needing to even think.
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Which film set in the snow is your favourite?
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Who tf are all the marshmallows outta my bag of lucky charms
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Yes, but the difference is older generations still read books and grew up reading and learning without the internet. So the younger generation just has early onset brain rot 😁
starr@starrchildx
older people with smartphones be watching just as much brain rot as the younger generation
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I think I'm bad at boiling water. Why does this take so long?
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Man conflicted...the desire to purchase the new Subary Outback while weary of the inevitable lesbian accusations.
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