Jared

Top 3 duos Shaq and Kobe Peanut butter and jelly Wine and cigarette

Never wrong, just early

if i meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job you are subhuman to me

They should invent “Take your buddies to work day” where you get to bring your friends to work. Like take your dad to school day but inverse

TIL TIL #lingo

@mari88303 @BarackObama Mari, this is a phenomenal question.

Chicago is where Michelle was raised, where I got my start as an organizer, and where we built a family together. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next June, it will be our way to give back to a city that has given us so much.

@mari88303 This is the MAC, Mari.

I love how in every proposed conference realignment the MAC stays the same. Can’t mess with perfection

@mari88303 @rick2013pitino Mari you know I’m usually on your side but not here and not now

SEC don’t know what grit is #MACtion

@mari88303 @gtfoPOS @mariquantified We’ll consider. Please send in a formal application. Best,

Buying all of the turtle shirts so my drip 1of1

@mari88303 Let’s do it Mari

@mari88303 I abuse this feature

@mari88303 Hundred percent

Daughter names Holly Wood Caitlin Clark Shelly-Ann Fraser-Price greatness can’t find itself.

@jammyeggs58 This is because you skipped wine Wednesday #noticing

This week has seriously sucked. What’s next? Next week?

Roommates not home…you know what that means #shittinwitdadooropen

@gruberjl Honors the troops, family affairs, proposals. How can you not be romantic abt baseball?

@jaredkass02 Couldn’t agree more — summer nights, the crack of the bat, and a hot dog at the ballpark. Classic.

There’s nothing more American than baseball