Jared Kist

@heyjennalexis I hastily made this in 2020 about a (different) landlord sympathy piece and find myself remarking on its continued relevance roughly every 3 months.

@heyjennalexis Absolutely!

@heyjennalexis "Males up to 16 are called boys and females to that age are girls. Use a phrase like young people for those of both sexes who are somewhat older." Hadn't caught this one before - fully agreed.

@nadrojhtov Wait are you like actually retiring because that changes how fast I get our asses into gear.

You’ve got 3 months before my entire gear collection goes up on Reverb and I become a retired patio baby. Start saving up poor asses

@Radchenka Hell yeah dude, this is rad.

So excited to finally be able to talk about this one. Lettering a book with these absolute legends has been such a joy. See you at @NY_Comic_Con, @Ssnyder1835, @FrankTieri, #RyanSmallman, & #TomHardy!

@JamesScottRadio Immediately thought of you! Huge night!

2nd ROUND!!!!!! #LeafsForever

Why yes, I have been re-reading The Lord of the Rings, why do you ask?

@heyjennalexis And so few answers. What a world.

@heyjennalexis Wait WHAT

Flying up north is wild. The flight attendant moved two passengers, twice, for “weight distribution” reasons. Love to feel safe.

We see Selfie Bear and we raise Awkward Selfie Polar Bears in Wapusk National Park. 😏 See more pictures and learn how Parks Canada uses trail cameras to monitor wildlife in the park! parks.canada.ca/pn-np/mb/wapus…

@TheJohnAllan Hell yeah, John. Congrats!

I’m thrilled to be joining @Canucks Sports & Entertainment as Director, Social Media. To do what I do best for my hometown team is a dream come true! Thank you @KelseyPhilpott for sharing my vision + the rest of CSE for welcoming me to your team. I can’t wait to get started! 🚀

About to do the annual re-watch of Love Actually so you know what that means

@nadrojhtov Yeah, like they gotta stop giving up goals at 6 on 5, but letting that goal stand is a weak call, haha.

@jaredkistyou HOLY SHIT HAHAHAH I stopped paying attention at 4-2

Why are jets fans having a stoke on twitter rn

The best part of travelling for work is drinking half a bottle of wine before an 8:15pm Friday flight home in an airport bar while watching Shaq’s Epson Ecotank™️ commercials in between whatever hockey game is on.* *This tweet is too specific to do numbers.

Twitter is the best website that sucks

Man, I’m going to miss this terrible website. Here is a tweet I like.