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@NUFC_HQ April Fools

EXCLUSIVE: Alan Shearer is set to quit punditry role at BBC to join Newcastle United’s backroom staff. Eddie Howe is believed to have personally pushed for the appointment with Shearer taking a “striker development” role - working closely with the club’s attacking players. #NUFC

@Keir_Starmer liar 🤥

I love this country. It is the greatest country in the world. We are tolerant, decent and respectful – and unity is our strength. But for too long, proud communities have been failed by politics and left powerless to do anything about it. Our Pride in Place programme changes that. We are giving people the power to build up their communities. We’ve already invested thousands into communities across Britain. Now, we are giving thousands more the opportunity to transform their local area. Putting local people in control and building a Britain that works for all.

@Norma5387953815 3531

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@benonwine clown 🤡

Describe Ed Miliband in ONE Word?

@virginmedia @trickvilla hey virgin media i’m in the same boat renewed my contract but can’t activate netflix. is there a number i can ring?

@trickvilla Hi Gary, thanks for your tweet. Have you renewed your package recently with Netflix included?

Hi @virginmedia, my current package includes the Mega TV bundle, and my understanding is that this now comes with Netflix Standard with ads. Could you please advise on how I activate the subscription? Thanks

@Ed_Miliband give yourself a pat on your back, you idiot, this is not a fantasy your trying to spin. It’s people lively hoods and cost of living your playing with…

1/ We’ve secured a record-breaking 8.4GW of offshore wind, enough to power the equivalent of over 12 million homes. This is the largest amount of offshore wind procured in any auction ever in Britain or indeed Europe.

@benonwine on holiday watching tv and all hell broke loose 🥲

Can you remember WHERE and WHAT you were doing on 9/11?

I am clear: we will not reward illegal entry. If you cross the Channel unlawfully, you will be detained and sent back.

@benonwine spitting image 🤣

What comes to MIND when you see this person?

@ukhomeoffice @NCA_UK stop paying them then with our taxpayers money… disgraceful government.

To prevent small boat crossings, we must take away the ability of criminal gangs to facilitate them. That's why in 2024/25, @NCA_UK seized 600 boats and engines and removed over 22,000 social media accounts advertising Channel crossings.

@Keir_Starmer RESIGN!

I will use every tool at my disposal to secure our borders. We are investing in our Border Security Command, extra officers and new technology to smash the gangs putting lives at risk in the Channel. That's my Plan for Change in action.

@Neccccy finished

@Keir_Starmer shambolic government

The Tories left us with a £22 billion black hole. My government has fixed the foundations of our economy. We now have the highest growth in the G7, four interest rate cuts, and we have signed three trade deals to protect jobs and put more money in your pockets. The economy is improving, and I want you to feel that in your day-to-day lives – that is why we are expanding eligibility for the winter fuel allowance.

@benonwine does she have any other clothes, just asking 🤷

What’s on this young man’s mind?

@JeremyClarkson endgame esp the thanos nut sack 😂😂😂

Series 4 of Clarkson’s Farm. Who do we like most? Endgame? Or Richard Ham?

@Keir_Starmer blah blah blah….

I know you're angry about immigration. I get it. Mark my words: I will take back control of our borders. That means cutting migration, ending the use of asylum hotels, and ramping up our efforts to stop small boat crossings. We will smash the people smuggling gangs at source.

@lilyallen happy birthday superstar ❤️

Happy Birthday to me

@benonwine LIAR

What’s ONE thing, you really dislike about Keir Starmer?

@NUFC get well soon eddie

Eddie Howe will miss tomorrow’s game against Manchester United due to illness. The Magpies’ head coach was admitted to hospital late on Friday evening having felt unwell for a number of days. Everyone at Newcastle United extends their best wishes to Eddie for a speedy recovery, and further updates will follow in due course.