Jason Brown

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I already have a copy, but retweeting for wider visibility.

On "database normalization"

@old_sound Keep them coming, Alvaro!

TIL: people unfollow me because I tweet too many books… 😅 #sorrynotsorry

📽️ 📽️ 📽️ Our Cost Based Optimizer is different. It's aware of location - which allows it to pick plans & route queries in Multi-Region environments. Chief Product Officer, @Nate_Stewart, explains in much better detail in this video: cockroa.ch/2TxpUgs #CockroachDB #SQL

Awesome, Camille

Anyway: If you hint, even jokingly, that a woman got a promotion, award, acceptance or recognition for any reason other than fully deserving it on merit. You are an asshole. You also shouldn't say that to dudes. Except it seems like dudes rarely get that, so we are good there.

@skamille An American Warewolf in London

@JordanALewis @CockroachDB I look forward to both of those index types

Please tune in tomorrow for LARGE DATA BANK #2 (hacking on @CockroachDB) @ around 3 PM! twitch.tv/large__data__b… Tentative plan: 1. Finish up array inverted index stuff 2. If we're feeling ambitious... start a ~partial index implementation~ Anything else you want to see?

ok I fully expect this Twitter Poll to get exactly 0 responses but here goes would you expect the query to use the inverted index or not? CREATE TABLE a (pk INT PRIMARY KEY, j JSONB); CREATE INDEX ON a USING GIN (j); SELECT * FROM a WHERE j IS NULL;

@cheeseplus fwiw, that is the correct response

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Marie M. Daly, PhD •1947 - first Black woman to receive a chemistry PhD in the U.S! 👩🏽‍🔬 •research: hypertension & artery blockage -> better understand heart attacks •tenured professor at Albert Einstein •est. scholarship for Af-Am science students at Queens College 👨🏾‍🎓👩🏾‍🎓

I’m desperately trying to find people who worked on MS BOB or Clippy for interviews but I’m striking out, y’all. I just re-emailed the designer who created Clippy. Just know that I’m trying. 💖 If anyone has any leads, please LMK! Please RT for help!

Flight attendant: Is there a Dr. on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not looking for a hard reset, are they? Me: Dad, there’s an emergency Dad: Go and see if using "git reset --hard HEAD" will help

Do you think villains go off on monologues and explanations for their evil schemes because they don’t have friends and it’s their only chance to get excited and talk about their passion projects

🍕 🍻 🤓 @Marqeta is hosting a meetup in Oakland on Jan 29th to discuss #DistributedSQL and #CockroachDB: cockroa.ch/2TqNTiQ So if you're building to build an app that needs resiliency & scale this meetup is for you. 🎤@roko_kruze #Programming #SQLDev #SoftwareDeveloper

A: "The kubernetes ecosystem is too complex, I want out." B: "You can always become a frontend dev: configuring build systems, choosing frameworks, ui components, various browsers, caring networking & security..." A: "Actually, I think I'm good.... going back to writing YAML now"

@ArielWeisberg Oh no, I hope everything comes out well, Ariel.